#drunk talkin

[realignbyredvox]

"you're crackheads children" might be one of the greatest lines ever

[thebonezman-blog]

M’fuckin alive. But ‘m incredibly drunk so can anyone drive me home? I’ll give ya some of m’ beer. Or ya can drive me to my Yavi’s house. Mmm yeah I miss that gorgeous man, fuckin beautiful creature, hes so fuckin’ beautiful, not like just on the surface either. That man is so fuckin amazing on the inside and the out like fuck man, how th’ fuck did I end up with him? 

[comingupmilhouse666]

ate too much drunk food too quick i feel ill but at the time it was worth it.... why is terrible food the best thing ever when drunk? like when drunk I would pick food over most things in life