#drunk text post

[iwouldntstopforaredlight]

i’m a little drunk and looking for star wars prequel fics that will ✨break✨ my heart.

[aprilxyoung]

Drunk text

{Text} My pants are missing... {Text} I think i’m lost, all I see are blueberries. {Text} I need more vodka!!

[project-epsilon]

Sorry am drunk posting right now

You know when someone is playfully shitting on you but you can't really tell if they're actually being serious about it or not? That's my life at work and honestly I don't look forward to it at all. Like..I think she's just doing it to be sarcastic but like I'm so bad at telling if she's kidding or if she actually thinks I'm bad at my job and it makes me feel like shit but I'm afraid if I say something it won't actually do anything. I just have a hard time telling the difference and I dont know if she actually genuinely thinks I'm bad at my job but idk. Sorry, again, am drunk and just. Aghhhh

[trash-butch]

i just want to eat pussy 😩

[iaspiretonothing]

Drunk as shit and still wishing I was skinnier.

[dunyun-rings]

Doing so many commissions has really been helping me to make sure I draw/color at least one thing a day and I’m so grateful for that, and for the money I’ve been making off of them

You guys are the best!

[cal-is-a-cryptid]

[shufflepufff]

No person should own a karaoke machine. It’s too much power.