#drunk texts meme

[lacrossemore-a]

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[text] you know

[text] sometimes

[text] i really wish that i could say that thing

[text] that you say to me

[text] that i can never say back

[lacrossemore-a]

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[text 1:43am] I hate you

[text 1:43am] I fcking hate that yUo exist. Andim totally thinkingi about fuckign you rigt now..

[text 1:44am] like really hard agast a wall

[text 1:44am] and youa’re freaking liking it

[text 1:44am]] btu then i’m also thinking about you fucking me against that wall

[text 1:45am] and i really like that too…

[text 11:31am] Yeah um I think I mixed up your name in my phone last night.

[text 11:32am] That totally was not about you…

[nowpayattention007-archive]

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Send Me ❄ For Drunk Texts.

[Text: Ma chèrie amie] lololol

[Text: Ma chèrie amie] the fukc i want to fuck them both

[Text: Ma chèrie amie] help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[ask-mister-mystery]

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[Text] Ehhhhh sorry kid I was pretty comfortable in my recliner was all. Besides Dipper managed to get you to the emergency room in the golf cart alright, didn’t he? 

[Text] You can have the day off if you promise not to sue me for negligence.

[vigilantepearce]

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[text » Atlas] Atls... come 2 skit t ba r... drikns on me.

[disintegrativeruin-blog]

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[TEXT] theres soemthign in my apr tmnt[TEXT] ol iver[TEXT] ims tanding n the couch[TEXT] its big[TEXT] i thikn its a posum[TEXT] cll 911

[ofparagonheart]

winteredcommander replied to your post: ❄ [[late to the party but holla]]

[TXT]: Do you need me to drop by?

[MSG] Itd be nic if u could

[codenamearchangel]

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[MESSAGE] sheaprd uou shoudl get drunk and adnce with me

[MESSAGE] i feel liek dancing