#drunk train

[idkmybffjillyy]

drunk guy on the train last night: HEY IS ANYONE DOWN TO FUCK??

me: yeah, but not with you

[breezeandwinterchills]

Lindsey Morgan guest appearance in How I Met Your Mother

[secretgoldboxes]

Two hours and then I can finally go home

Fucking LIRR

[cicaklah]

I have drunk far too much suspicious choir red wine and am drunk training AGAIN

[worldsdumbestlesbian]

How I Met Your Mother: Barney & Ted: Season 7

[at-full-speed]

Overheard on LIRR "you know why the ocean's salty? All the whale's sperm" "how much sperm do you think a whale makes?" "Do you honestly think whales pull out?" Yep.

[thecarouseruk]

All Aboard Google's Drunk Train

All Aboard Google’s Drunk Train

Google have always been there to prove the know-it-alls wrong and to sneakily cheat on an pub quiz. Now, they wanna be your sober saviour. (more…)

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'Drunk train' service on Google Maps

THOUGH Google refuses to call it that, a feature on Google Maps is being described as the “drunk train” service that will allow users to find the last possible route home.

While Google announced last week that it had added transit information for 15,000 towns and cities around the world, after experimenting with the app, BetaBeat points out that “last” option will also allow late night revellers to plan their night according to the final train or subway home.

A feature they promptly decided to call “the drunk train”.

Like the rest of Google Maps, commute times factor in walking times to subways, buses and train times. The feature is available on iOS devices.