and that's the last thing the eels need

sculptor and eroticist. here to have a good time. cicak on AO3. likes hitman & star trek a normal amount. your favourite fanfic writer's third favourite fanfic writer

[cicaklah]

new pitt fic: don't get free until you're tough enough to lose

I have to run out to the theatre but I wrote the obligatory YAY RABBOT fic that everyone's writing!!!

READ IT HERE

reblog and comint to spread the word!!!!

[cicaklah]

Repping LLAP at the twice concert

[theheartyousingto]

Another podfic posted!

the last of the ER cowboys by @cicaklah

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[cicaklah]

!!!! A gloriously wonderful podfic for my best story!!!!! Go listen to it now!!!!

[cicaklah]

tomorrow is the beginning of my birthday celebrations fuck yeah I'm going to have so much fun turning 40 nothing is going to stop me!!!!!

like ngl its also nearly the 2 year anniversary of almost dying of sepsis so these two things are inherently linked, being alive is the most incredible thing that has ever happened <3

[simoneashley]

Jacob Anderson and Sam Reid Interview With the Vampire Season 3 promo for Entertainment Weekly

[cicaklah]

I went for afternoon tea at Fortnums yesterday and on the way back had to go to pay my tribute at the Albany, only to find that the bookshop across the road had beaten me to it with this window display.

[cicaklah]

i just started reading a few of your er and pitt fanfics and they are so awesome. you have such a skill for writing in the characters' voices and i just eat it up mwah

Oh thank you anon!!!! I needed to hear this today!! <3

[reginaldqueribundus]

the Federation itself as a concept is so funny because the founding members are

the Vulcans, who have been friends with humanity for years but don't seem to actually like them all that much, instead regarding them with a sort of perverse fascination usually reserved for virology labs

the Andorians, who were fighting the Vulcans for like a hundred years

the Tellarites, who don't like any of these people and whose cultural trait is arguing, and

humans, whom nobody knew existed until last century when they shot themselves into space on a heavily modified nuke, invented world peace and won a fight with the nearest imperial superpower

like imagine you're the Romulan Empire and these weird monkeys who've barely figured out interstellar travel show up on your doorstep in the equivalent of a shipping container with missiles strapped to it, kick your ass in front of everybody, and then start a friendship club with 3 of your neighbours who all hated each others' guts until like a year ago. now I understand why every Romulan on the show is so angry

[glitchlight]

The Nasdaq were a collection of economic spirits venerated the middle to end United States imperial wealth cults. Economic spirits, referred to as "stocks" (/stɑks/) in the obscure dialect of French spoken in the United States, were categorized into one of several "exchanges" ( /ɛksˈt͡ʃeɪnd͡ʒ/) based upon perceived impact and power. The Nasdaq are believed to have been held in higher esteem than other contemporaneously worshipped exchanges in the Dao and the Nysse. Shamans of the imperial wealth cults ("brokers" /ˈbɹoʊkɚ/) were known to sacrifice offerings ("layoffs") to the Nasdaq in hopes of receiving material and spiritual rewards from the supreme deity of the United States, The Free Market. Brokers were often known to interpret omens of the day by questioning the effect of such omens on the stocks.

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

do you have some crazy family lore

yes

no

no but i know someone else's crazy family lore

results

Voting ended onJun 3

[bossboudicca]

it was, in fact, a manic episode after all :/

[apolladay]

which part of the times table do you struggle the most with

twos

threes

fours

fives

sixes

sevens

eights

nines

tens

elevens

twelves

none

which part of the times table do you struggle the most with?

twos

threes

fours

fives

sixes

sevens

eights

nines

tens

elevens

twelves

none math is easy for me (must be nice 🙂)

Voting ended onJun 3

[cicaklah]

How it started

How it ended

She's fine. She decided she was the queen of the gutter now so when I eventually managed to get to her courtesy of a borrowed long ladder...she fought me so hard I'm now slathered in antiseptic.

I need a drink.

[pollsforadults]

You get transported into the universe of the last media you consumed. How are you doing?

This is better than my real life

I'm doing well

I'm doing fine

I'm not having a good time

I'm absolutely cooked

There is nothing different about this universe and my own

Voting ended onMay 29

[xenasaur]

nods thoughtfully. I hadn't even considered it. am I a bad person?

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cicaklah]

think fondly of your uk based rape survivor friends seeing the headlines today about how the country that essentially legalised rape to spare male feelings has once again failed to punish rapists because the boys who did it were young and kinda stupid.