caution "Carol" becomes a crazy Cressy
For dignity reasons we can't use this girls name so lets say her name is "Carol". Carol is a heavy weight drinker (for you amateur drinkers this means she can drink anyone under the table). So she starts drinking at 12pm (lunch time) and by 7.54pm we received a drunken text or swirly (as she calls it). Then at 1.48am we received a rather alarming phone call saying she is lost and is "near some tall buildings." Since we have never seen Carol drunk and we are still in the "going out" time zone, we were more than happy to go and find her. Whilst on the phone to her she had spoken to a police man and it is save to say we could smell her before we could see her. Now for two people who are trying to stay off drink, hugging someone who smells like a brewery isn't the best idea. Once we found a soaking Carol and had got soaked also, we walked her back to halls and even when we were in Caley court she didn't know where she was. She also wanted to have a shower under a leaking gutter. Once we got her back to her flat she proceeded to sing to us and ring the water out her top.
So it is save to say Drunken Bum of the week goes to...an unexpected candidate...Ro..oops..Carol. Have fun with the have over tomorrow!