Oct 8, 2019
Bold of you to assume you’re going anywhere, Aragorn.
seen from Sweden
seen from Canada
seen from Algeria
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United Kingdom
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Lithuania
seen from China
seen from China
seen from China
seen from China
seen from India
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seen from United States
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seen from Türkiye
seen from Greece
seen from Angola
seen from Germany
Bold of you to assume you’re going anywhere, Aragorn.
Me, 3 Seconds before starting the chapter: I’ll romance someone other than Jake this time. For fun. It’ll be interesting. I romance Jake every time. I should change things up.
Me:
Is it though? Is it really? When you’re supposed to be flying the plane?
Revenge is sweet. Yes I chose to call him Aragorn. Because I love LOTR and it’s funny how he tries to act like he doesn’t know EXACTLY who that is. Jake is a closet nerd.
That’s what I thought. *cue June smirking*
No shit, Captain America. I would pay good money to see that Yelp review.
“Came for a weeklong stay. Service was nonexistent and all the rooms were dusty. Wildlife was hostile and nearly killed me and my friends. Will not be staying again. Also, the owner of the hotel is a creepy douchebag. 2 out of 10 stars.”
I’ve had 2 glasses of wine and poured a third.
Let’s do this!
Sure, June. That’s all we’re gonna ask him.
Prepare to meet your soulmate in 3...2...1
This is just rude. I mean I love Diego but PB is an asshole for this.