@criteriatoohard and myself shit face drunk 🥴

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@criteriatoohard and myself shit face drunk 🥴
*Achilles standing drunk on a bar stand trying to say something*
Patroclus: *Pulling his leg* STOP! You shouldn't!
Achilles: I JUST WANTED YOU ALL LOSERS TO KNOW I HAVE THE BEST BOYFRIEND IN THE ENTIRE FCKING UNIVERSE AND HE ALSO HAS PERFECT COLLAR BONES AND A BIG DIC-
*pat drags him down*
*Odysseus, Menelaus, Ajax sighs in the crowd*
Wozu schlafen, wenn der Körper lieber über Fragen und Probleme nachdenken möchte, auf die er nach unzähligen schlaflosen Nächten immer noch keine Antwort gefunden hat?
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