#drunky pants

[bakedkake]

farquad is such a pansy ass

[asktheboywholived]

Which type of women do you prefer?

(( OOC: The type of women that lives across the ocean and is currently drunk-texting me. )) 

[liam-diggory]

“You know,” Liam leaned his chair back so it balanced on two legs, his knee pressed up against the edge of the table, “You’d think they’d have something other than champagne to drink. I mean, I get that this is a classy type thing, but has nobody heard of wine?”

@nonstop-alexander

[bluewhaley]

Happy happy happy night with good food and even better company. Was I eventually drunk off my ass?????? You tell me

[basooniverse]

Noel Fielding 'interviewing’ Bruce Robinson at the Port Eliot Festival [x] 

photo by Michael Bowles

[metalbookworm]

I finally went out with my coworkers for happy hour... and then I forced TJ to take me to a diner so I can get fries and a black and white milkshake💁.

[abandonnedfantrashheap]

When your drunk roommate trips over the gong by the door while you're sleeping : @smurfstomp