#dstrizzlenacho

[ectobetide-archive]

dstrizzlenacho said: i am dating literal garbage which makes sense considering who i am

welcome to the pit.

[ectobetide-archive]

your going to have to pull over buddy youre carrying some suspicious loot in that trunk and i need to examine it

don’t tell my dad that i do hardcore drugs, officer.

[ectobetide-archive]

As it turns out, Bro really did mean that the two of you would be going grocery shopping. By the end of it, there were real vegetables in his cart, along with rice, and some types of sauces and seasonings, you think. You’re not entirely sure what his plans with these ingredients were, but they appeared like they’d work to make a legitimate meal.

Now, having abandoned your suitcase for the time being, you stand in front of the door Bro is unlocking, which would undoubtedly make that door the door to his apartment. Some of the lighter bags of groceries sway in your grip.

“Casa de Strider.” He announces as he holds the door for you, sounding somewhat bored. He looks bored as well, but that has held true for the entirety of your encounter.

“Wow, what a gentleman.” You say, mimicking his flatness.

This earns you another snort, and once you’re inside, he shuts the door by gripping the knob like any other normal person would. For whatever reason, you had anticipated something a little more eccentric.

Bro aside, you have to say, you’re surprised by the look of the apartment itself. Save for the wires littering the floor, you didn’t expect it to be so… tidy? Dave had always talked about the place like it was a garbage dump.

Speaking of Dave, you wonder where he is. Bro doesn’t look like he plans on calling for him. He seems preoccupied with setting the vegetables he picked out on the counter. Since his back is turned, you’re considering poking around yourself. Or, rather, his back being turned has no consequence. You are pretty sure you would want to poke around anyway. His back being turned just means he won’t have much of a chance to stop you.

[ectobetide-archive]

dstrizzlenacho said: look i know you like looking at my booty but you can be more discreet about it

i'm going to slug you.

[ectobetide-archive]

*squints.*

[ectobetide-archive]

if youre done talking about face off can we start flirting or something

i am not done talking about face off.

do you want to watch face off, dave?

[ectobetide-archive]

will you stop fucking talking about face off oh my god

when the dvd is torn from my cold, dead hands.

[lightupultraviolet-blog]

dstrizzlenacho started following you

thedigitalizedprince started following you

ectobetide started following you

John, Dave, hello. Nice to see you.

And a stranger as well. Greetings.