[tanglebodies-deactivated2015091]

john: check

dave: check

rose: check

we should totally do a rad musical number 

[lightupultraviolet-blog]

Yes.

[not-just-a-voice]

A pleasure to meet you, Rose. I’m Jarvis.

[lightupultraviolet-blog]

Pleasure to meet you as well, Jarvis.

My apologies for the late reply; I'm not feeling terribly energetic today.

Mondays tend to do that.

[lightupultraviolet-blog]

titaniumtwin started following you

Good afternoon.

[lightupultraviolet-blog]

not-just-a-voice started following you

My cat is sitting on me and being very warm and cuddly, so I fear I may pass out at any moment.

Nevertheless, greetings. My name is Rose.

[anthophilousfloricide-deactivat]

you cant prove that B( 

so no you cant have my five dollars  exactly and you shall continue to be baffled  and alright nice to meet you rose 

[lightupultraviolet-blog]

Darn.

So what are you up to this late at night?

[lightupultraviolet-blog]

hey, rose? just between you and me, i wasn't being serious when i told you to go back to those forums, or wherever you were, i guess. don't leave again, ok? i missed your sneaky, wordy ways. :(

Why, thank you, John.

My shriveled, blackened heart grows three sizes today.

In all seriousness, thank you. The sentiment is appreciated and returned.

[ectobetide-archive]

go back to your dumb squiddles forums!!

[lightupultraviolet-blog]

I left those behind long ago.

They are the relic of a bygone age.

[ectobetide-archive]

you can question it if you want, but i will answer and tell you that i stare at the back of my hand all the time. it’s what a college student does.

you would. you use conversations as excuses to say words all the time. 

um. wait… everyone uses conversations as excuses to say words.

never mind. i am going to quit while i’m ahead.

[lightupultraviolet-blog]

Ah yes, John "Captain Obvious" Egbert, we meet again.

I'm beginning to see why Dave refers to you as a "fuckin nerd" on occasion.

[temporalbanneret]

the fact a lightbulb is blogging at all is enough for me

lather rinse repeat whatever greeting you want names davian oh glowing purple one sup

[lightupultraviolet-blog]

I'm not a lightbulb, I've merely chosen one as my representation of myself on this silly website.

Hello, Davian. I'm Rose.

Despite appearances, I do not actually glow purple, except in extremely dire circumstances and in dreams.

Not much. My cat has fallen asleep on me, in an apparent effort to put me to sleep as well.

It may or may not be successful. We shall see.

And you?

[dstrizzlenacho-deactivated20141]

fashionably late? try fucking awol for years and dragging yourself back from whatever war ground you were from and expecting some kind of medal for doing a thing and coming back and not being dead

so im here to give that medal the medal entitled where the fuck you been

[lightupultraviolet-blog]

Around.

By which I mean definitely not on the Squiddles fandom forums.

That is not a corner of the internet that I, as a mature young woman no longer interested in such childish things, would ever find myself in.

My apologies for not contacting you; I found myself engrossed in several very interesting books and without time for things such as the internet.

I appreciate the medal, though.

I'll wear it with pride.

[lightupultraviolet-blog]

temporalbanneret started following you

I'm quickly running out of original things to say when greeting people.

[anthophilousfloricide-deactivat]

i bet you just googled what they meant right now 

five bucks im betting five whole dollars that you just did that right now  but yeah thats correct or it could be referring to two sides of a person who knows  the mystery continues to remain a mystery 

alright thats fine what should i call you then?  and yes yes it is B)  im going to go shopping for marshmallows 

[lightupultraviolet-blog]

That's five whole dollars you just lost, then.

I used my extensive knowledge of word roots to parse the meaning.

Ooh. How mysterious. I'm absolutely baffled.

My name is Rose.

[thedigitalizedprince]

If you’re going to play twisted little games with me, of course I’m going to play them right back.

[lightupultraviolet-blog]

I do occasionally play games, but I wasn't then.

[ectobetide-archive]

because i am your friend. i know you and your sneaky, wordy ways like the back of my hand!

also, you’re being a drama queen.

[lightupultraviolet-blog]

Hm. I might question how well you know the back of your hand, then.

Would I do something like that?

[anthophilousfloricide-deactivat]

same to you i hope youre having a nice evening 

and yeah yeah i get that a lot  im pretty sure most people dont even know what it means and this makes me very very very very mysterious  anyways my name is dave but you can call me flo if you want  how are you doing today? 

[lightupultraviolet-blog]

I'll admit I'm a trifle insulted at the insinuation that my vocabulary is plebeian enough that I wouldn't understand the oxymoronic nature of a title which claims that the person attached to it both loves flowers and kills them.

I already know a Dave, so I'll refer to you as Flo.

I'm doing well. It's been a quiet evening so far.

Yourself?

[lightupultraviolet-blog]

anthophilousfloricide started following you

And a very fine evening to you.

That's quite the URL you have there.

[ectobetide-archive]

you might fool everyone else, but you won’t fool me! you just wanted an excuse to use the word fashionably.

[lightupultraviolet-blog]

How could you think I would do something like that, John?

I'm wounded.

So wounded.