LND Liveblog
I decided to introduce my friend (who only recently watched POTO for the first time) to Love Never Dies. Here are the best bits of her reaction:
Beneath a Moonless Sky:
“Ma’am, you literally f***** this man you need to stop fainting the moment he enters the room”
“She bang him with the mask on?”
“I know he’s got self-confidence issues but”
“Yeah if you don’t listen to the lyrics this is wonderful”
“This doesn’t make any sense”
*confused eyebrows*
[‘A woman and a man, no more and yet no less’] “What does that even mean?”
“It’s such a good song. If you listened to this in a foreign language it’d be beautiful.”
*incoherent wheezing*
“They’re both being so dramatic right now.”
“I still can’t believe this guy finally got the thing he’s been dreaming about for years and then he literally just LEFT?”
“He’s definitely just digging his thumb into her boob right now.”
“She’s really pretty though. They both are.” (and yes my friend is bi)
Devil Take the Hindmost:
[Erik pops up from behind the bar] *incoherent wheezing*
“Why the f-?”
“He’s definitely into, like, degrading people” (about the phantom)
“This man definitely acts like a dominant but he would probably fold” (again about the phantom)
“This is so gay- what?”
“There’s no need for them to be this close to each other.”
“They even fit the stereotype for gay couples with the tall dark one and the smaller blonde one… and their girl boss wife.”
[The phantom chokes Raoul] *snorts*
“He’s not even really trying to get out of this man’s grip right now” (about Raoul)
