@phyrcracker93
I know I have posted in a while, but... well, here is something! I’d like to introduce to you this lovely little guy, whom you will be able to find in a BC challenge that my husband is going to be starting. It would have been nice if his wife would have finished hers already, wouldn’t it? Yeah, but, we can’t all have stuff happen.
Any-who, here he is!
Mr. Sexxi wonderful, Ember Lavas. Yes, I know. His name is so original; took me a whole 2 seconds to come up with it. You can applaud me later.
Ember: “Eeeeey.”
Hey Ember, how-
Ember: “NO WAIT. OMG STOP.”
I didn’t even-
Ember: “WE NEED TO STOP. That was a terrible introduction! I can’t do this! I need something better; something that screams the joyous wonders of my bowels! Grab my words and shove them back, Jax!”
I don’t know how to do that!
Ember: “Well, that’s it then! This is over. I’m over. The world’s over. Say goodbye to Ember! The turd head that couldn’t even give a PROPER INTRO!”
You didn’t even say anything! You made a freaking noise. Calm your anus.
Ember: “YOU CALM YOUR ANUS.”
How are you alive for like 5 minutes and already I want to shove you in a toilet.
Ember: “JUST LIKE MY MOTHER USED TOO!”
You don’t have a mother! I literally just made you.
Ember: “OHHHHH MY GOD. I CAN’T BREATHE. I CAN’T TAKE LIFE. *Feels around* AND SOMEBODY STOLE MY NIPPLES. I… I can’t… I CAN’T!
Ember: “No wait. I found them. LOL.”
I’m so done with you right now.
Ember: “What were we talking about?”
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ANYWAYS. Again, this is Ember Lavas.
His traits are:
Dramatic
Neurotic
Social Butterfly
Brave (HAH)
Virtuoso
He’s a dream come true and I pray mercy on everyone who has to deal with him. So long chump.
Ember: “But… I thought I was still in your game? Don’t you and Nate share a computer?”
Thanks for the reminder.
Ember: “ANYTIME! :D”