#ember lavas

[phyrcracker93]

3.2 Release The Sparkle Flatulance!

Welcome back, guys! To the MAD HOUSE!!! Yay! Last time Annabeth got pregnant because I didn’t even realize that I had the Woohooer mod that makes one night stands possible… And I realized that the …

New ISBI post, after a century and a half!!! This one took me forever to do because I had to pack so many chapters into one.

Like, and comment please! Thanks!

Ember Lavas was made by @jaxxis, and Atlas Wren was made by @chazybazzy / @winchestersims

[phyrcracker93]

3.3 The Beginning of Her Reign-a (Reyna)

Hello guys! Surprise! It hasn’t been a year an a half since I posted on this blog, and I’m back with another one!!! Let’s just plunge in! We begin this chapter with the realization that everyone is…

Hey! So I totally realized that I had never posted a link to the ISBI chapter that I had posted yesterday!

Come one over and give it a like and comment! :-)

[jaxxis]

@phyrcracker93

I know I have posted in a while, but... well, here is something! I’d like to introduce to you this lovely little guy, whom you will be able to find in a BC challenge that my husband is going to be starting. It would have been nice if his wife would have finished hers already, wouldn’t it? Yeah, but, we can’t all have stuff happen.

Any-who, here he is!

Mr. Sexxi wonderful, Ember Lavas. Yes, I know. His name is so original; took me a whole 2 seconds to come up with it. You can applaud me later.

Ember: “Eeeeey.”

Hey Ember, how-

Ember: “NO WAIT. OMG STOP.”

I didn’t even-

Ember: “WE NEED TO STOP. That was a terrible introduction! I can’t do this! I need something better; something that screams the joyous wonders of my bowels! Grab my words and shove them back, Jax!”

I don’t know how to do that!

Ember: “Well, that’s it then! This is over. I’m over. The world’s over. Say goodbye to Ember! The turd head that couldn’t even give a PROPER INTRO!”

You didn’t even say anything! You made a freaking noise. Calm your anus.

Ember: “YOU CALM YOUR ANUS.”

How are you alive for like 5 minutes and already I want to shove you in a toilet.

Ember: “JUST LIKE MY MOTHER USED TOO!”

You don’t have a mother! I literally just made you.

Ember: “OHHHHH MY GOD. I CAN’T BREATHE. I CAN’T TAKE LIFE. *Feels around* AND SOMEBODY STOLE MY NIPPLES. I… I can’t… I CAN’T!

Ember: “No wait. I found them. LOL.”

I’m so done with you right now.

Ember: “What were we talking about?”

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ANYWAYS. Again, this is Ember Lavas. 

His traits are:

Dramatic

Neurotic

Social Butterfly

Brave (HAH)

Virtuoso

He’s a dream come true and I pray mercy on everyone who has to deal with him. So long chump.

Ember: “But… I thought I was still in your game? Don’t you and Nate share a computer?”

Thanks for the reminder.

Ember: “ANYTIME! :D”