"If I were your lover... well... you said we need hearts to love, so I'm not so sure... I guess I'd share my ice cream with you, and... and let you ruffle my hair more. I'd buy you stuff! We could... go out to eat, and we could share a bed for sleeping? What do lovers typically do...?" He'd started to list stuff they typically did, considering he didn't know anything else. Hand raised to rub at his chin in thought.
"Heh..." He smiled. "You know, that'd be fine by me." He shook his head. "Doesn't really matter what lovers do, we don't have hearts... but then again, a lover is kind of like a really close friend... Aw, man, now I've gone and confused myself."