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Lamp: Are oranges named orange because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?

Shade: Which came first, the orange or the orange?

Aven: Orange was first used to refer the fruit 1280 years ago but was not used as a color until 1000 years ago.

Edda: What was the color called before then?

LUCA: There was no color, duh! Everything was black and white!

Summum: What’s the status up here? Shade: Fucked up, about to die, Lamp’s a nerd. The usual.

Lamp: Is… Is that meant to be on fire?

Shade: No… not really.

Lamp: Are you going to do something about it?

Shade: Hm… nah.

Angel: Fight me!

Lamp: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*

Lamp: Fight me for the rest of our lives.

Angel: Is this mistletoe?

Lamp: Uh, no, no, that is basil.

Angel: Too bad cause if it was mistletoe I was gonna kiss you.

Lamp: Yeah, no, it’s still basil.

Shade: Today at 7 am, Edda poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing.

Lamp: I watched Edda brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm.

Aven: The survivability of Starfolks never fails to amaze me.

Lamp: Angel, Lightning Nightmare's missing! Can you find them?

Angel: Do you think I have them microchipped or something?

Lamp: Well... do you?

Angel:

Angel: Yeah, hang on.

Lamp: Okay, looking good. Okay, ciders mulling, turkey’s turking, yams are yamming … What?

Angel: I don’t know. It’s just not the same without Lightning Nightmare in the kitchen.

Lamp: All right, that’s it. Just get out of my way and stop annoying me.

Angel: That’s closer.

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