Summum: What’s the status up here? Shade: Fucked up, about to die, Lamp’s a nerd. The usual.
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Summum: What’s the status up here? Shade: Fucked up, about to die, Lamp’s a nerd. The usual.
Lamp: Is… Is that meant to be on fire?
Shade: No… not really.
Lamp: Are you going to do something about it?
Shade: Hm… nah.
Summum: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free; pouring river water in your socks!
Shade: Why would I do that?
Summum: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free!
Dark Paladin: How would you guys deal with a toxic friend?
Shade: Tell them how you really feel.
Aven: Slowly distance yourself from them.
Edda: Engage in a 1v1 sword battle and if they lose they have to stop being toxic or pay the price.
Dark Paladin, being handed a sword: …well heck.
Angel: Blue M&Ms are the best.
Shade: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?
Angel: What about it? They are.
Shade: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!
Shade: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
Angel: YEAH? WELL YOUR-
Summum: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.
Old One: I like the yellow ones.
Angel and Shade: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!
Shade: we could make a boys club!
Quimera: Im non-binary.
Shade:
Shade: Anti-girls club.
Shade : It’s Pride Month, you know what that means!
Lightning Nightmare: I get to eat as many Skittles as I want?
Shade : What? No! What has Angel been telling you?
Angel, walking in, pouring Skittles into their mouth: Taste the rainbow, bitch.
Lamp: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Shade: ...We're on the ground floor.
Lamp: I know but I want a dramatic exit.