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Summum: What’s the status up here? Shade: Fucked up, about to die, Lamp’s a nerd. The usual.

Lamp: Is… Is that meant to be on fire?

Shade: No… not really.

Lamp: Are you going to do something about it?

Shade: Hm… nah.

Summum: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free; pouring river water in your socks!

Shade: Why would I do that?

Summum: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free!

Dark Paladin: How would you guys deal with a toxic friend?

Shade: Tell them how you really feel.

Aven: Slowly distance yourself from them.

Edda: Engage in a 1v1 sword battle and if they lose they have to stop being toxic or pay the price.

Dark Paladin, being handed a sword: …well heck.

Angel: Blue M&Ms are the best.

Shade: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?

Angel: What about it? They are.

Shade: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!

Shade: THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!

Angel: YEAH? WELL YOUR-

Summum: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.

Old One: I like the yellow ones.

Angel and Shade: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!

Shade: we could make a boys club!

Quimera: Im non-binary.

Shade:

Shade: Anti-girls club.

Shade : It’s Pride Month, you know what that means!

Lightning Nightmare: I get to eat as many Skittles as I want?

Shade : What? No! What has Angel been telling you?

Angel, walking in, pouring Skittles into their mouth: Taste the rainbow, bitch.

Lamp: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.

Shade: ...We're on the ground floor.

Lamp: I know but I want a dramatic exit.

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