top five d u c c
In no particular order because I...cant. Don’t make me rate my ducks. Its not fair.
- Donald?? Donald. I may not yell about him the most but that’s just because he’s all encompassing lord of the ducks, he’s like. You don’t actively have to be thinking about him to be appreciating him for being a good boy. He’s just There and Good whether you know it or not.
- Webbigail Vanderquack 2.0 my heart gets so big for her, Im so proud of her shes so strong and sweet and smart and good and gay, Im just. What a darling ass-kicking little bamf. God. I’d follow her into war.
- Lena de Spell I love the edgy Ducktales 2017 OC with a tragic backstory she’s a good fuckin kid and I did not think she was gonna hurt me the way she did, I think about what COULD happen in the season finale and i get chest pains? Jesus this kid is wrecking me.
-Gosalyn Mallard was the kid I wanted to be when I was her age at the same time she was on TV even if I dont know if I remember loving her or not at the time. Gosalyn was tough and bossy and sporty and impulsive and solved her problems with a hockey stick or a baseball bat when everything else was care bears and my little pony and that stuff was just never ever for me.
- Prof Ludwig von Drake Im love uncle professor.....I loved educational shit as a kid, and those old disney educational films and world of color type shows were no exception. Ludwig just wants to learn you some fun stuff! Whats not to love!














