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Had I dream in which I found a lost dwd comic in which Quackerjack was named Memik and went against Dank Memes.

To think something so horrific came from my idle brain..

#such a surreal concept #something I hope to not happen in reboot #quackerjack #duckverse #disney ducks #darkwing duck

Duckverse au in which random characters from different iterations of the franchise (comics, dt87, dwd, qp dt17 etc.) have been kidnapped into a pocket dimension and turned into inanimate objects, forced to compete in challenges to eventually get back home.

(I started watching object shows)

#this is possibly cringe #but i am free and nothing will stop me #duckverse #disney ducks #duckblr

So how do we feel about the fact that DuckTales reboot officially turning 9 years old today and hitting its 10th anniversary next year?

made a meme really quick on this occasion

#shitpost #meme #ducktales #ducktales 2017 #disney ducks #duckverse #duckblr #dt #dt17 #ducktales reboot

Random Disney Ducks Thought

So, someone said that they were interested on working with me on improving my attempt at a Badass Boast for Donald Duck.

(if you don't know what that means, two examples)

Anyways, here's my first attempt:

"I am Petty Officer Donald Duck, United States Naval Reserve. Son of Quackmore and Hortense. Brother of Della. Uncle of Huey, Dewey, and Louie. Grandson of Grandma Duck. Nephew of Scrooge McDuck, last of the Clan McDuck. Cousin of Fethry Duck, Gus Goose, and Gladstone Gander. Boyfriend of Daisy Duck. I have been to every corner of the world, from Plain Awful to Trala-la, from the bottom of the ocean to Outer Space. I have tried my hand at a thousand professions to support my nephews, and achieved brittle mastery of them all. I have pitted my skill against Cousin Gladstone's luck, and I will never stop trying. I have fought Nazis on land and sea to defend my country, and I have battled criminals, sorcerers, super-villains, wild beasts, and mythological monsters to protect my Uncle and his fortune, and beaten them all."

(note: Making him a Petty Officer cuz for some bizarre reason, he was officially inducted into the Army rather than the Navy, and when he was officially discharge, he was listed as a Sergeant, and the Naval equivalent is a Petty Officer, 2nd Class.)

It's not bad, but felt like it didn't have enough stuff, so here was my second attempt, after some suggestions:

"I am Petty Officer Donald Duck, United States Naval Reserve. Son of Quackmore and Hortense. Brother of Della, the astronaut. Uncle of Huey, Dewey, and Louie. Grandson of Grandma Duck. Nephew of Scrooge McDuck, last of the Clan McDuck. Cousin of Fethry Duck, Gus Goose, and Gladstone Gander. Boyfriend of Daisy Duck. I am one of the Three Caballeros. I am Paperinik, the Devilish Avenger. I have been to every corner of the world, from Plain Awful to Trala-la, from the bottom of the ocean to Outer Space. I have tried my hand at a thousand professions to support my nephews, and achieved brittle mastery of them all. I have pitted my skill against Cousin Gladstone's luck and I will never stop trying to beat him. I have defended this planet from alien invaders. I have fought the enemies of my country on land and sea as a soldier, sailor, and spy. I have battled criminals, sorcerers, super-villains, wild beasts, and mythological monsters to protect my Uncle and his fortune. I have crushed an entire army with a shotgun and a bad song for a girl, then forced them to become farmers and turn their weapons into saps to properly punish them. I have laughed in the face of Death just for bragging rights."

I'm not sure about the, uh, the flow? And there are a few bits I'm not satisfied with either, so here's V3.0:

"I am Petty Officer Donald Duck, United States Naval Reserve. Son of Quackmore and Hortense. Brother of Della. Uncle of Huey, Dewey, and Louie. Grandson of Elvira Coot. Nephew of Scrooge McDuck, last of the Clan McDuck. Cousin of Fethry Duck, Gus Goose, and Gladstone Gander. Boyfriend of Daisy Duck. I am Paperinik, the Devilish Avenger. With my sworn brothers Jose Carioca and Panchito Pistoles I am one of the Three Caballeros. I have been to every corner of the world, from Plain Awful to Trala-la, from the bottom of the ocean to Outer Space. I have tried my hand at a thousand professions to support my nephews, and achieved brittle mastery of them all. I have pitted my skill against Cousin Gladstone's luck and I will never stop trying to beat him. I have defended this planet from alien invaders. I have fought the enemies of my country on land and sea as a soldier, sailor, and spy. I have battled criminals, sorcerers, super-villains, wild beasts, and mythological monsters to protect my Uncle and his fortune. I have laughed in the face of Death, just for bragging rights."

That's better, but I'm still not satisfied. Any suggestions?

#Disney Ducks #Random Thoughts

What Donald duck comics taught me:

DONALD taught me to sleep all day

FETHRY taught me to invest in scams with borrowed money

BRIGITTA taught me to stalk old men

GLOMGOLD taught me to shoot people I disagree with

DAISY taught me that it's ok to cheat

GYRO taught me that it's ok to work for free for billionaires

HDL taught me to read books

SCROOGE taught me to shoot my relatives if things don't work out for me

BEAGLE BOYS taught me to steal