Jiang Cheng has one weakness and his name is Lan Xichen. To be specific, Lan Xichen's pout. When faced with said face, Jiang Cheng would froze, abandoned every good moral he had left, and said yes to whatever his husband wanted to do.
Lan Xichen, the said husband, knew this predicament and used it to the max.
Like that one time in a market in Yunmeng City....
"A-Cheng, It would look good on them"
Xichen was lifting an elegant blue ribbon with purple end in his hand, another piece of abundant accessories they would keep for Xichen's pet ducks.
"No"
"No?"
Xichen had looked at Jiang Cheng, his eyes shining with crocodile tears.
"A-Huan, you know what those would look like in a few days. Those ducks hate clothes and those tears have no effect on me"
Which was true because everytime Xichen wanted something, he would first use water work technic. Also, each clothes the ducks wore for a few days would end up torn by the same ducks. The ducks loved Xichen but not as much as wearing clothes apparently.
"...."
Xichen's lips began to jut forward.
Shit. Shit. Damn it.
Stupid Xichen with his stupid handsome beautiful face. Stupid Jiang Cheng for being weak to his pouting.
"Please?"
It took 5 seconds. 5 eternity for Jiang Cheng to abandon every logic in his mind to reply.
"................FINE"
The first jade of Lan's face brightened so bright he would go blind happily, leaned down to peck Jiang Cheng, and gave money to the tensed owner.
They walked back with a small plastic filled with 5 exact ribbons....which would have holes in a mere 15 minutes.
"Thank you, A-Cheng"
Jiang Cheng sighed.
"Yeah yeah"
Zewu-Jun gave him a smile.
"I love you"
".........."
Then the pout came again.
"......love you too"
His husband gave him another peck for it. Honestly, Jiang Cheng was a weak man in front of his husband.