#ducktectiveus

[thebandicootbombshell]

“...Duckman?”

[themightypete]

ducktectiveus had follow you

This wasn’t new to pete on he used to alot of people he come across to giving him the cold shoulder but this stranger in particular was staring at him with the most hateful expression it almost gives the feline the shivers of why the duck was sending him that look despite the fact the animals never met

    “who the hell are ya and why you looking at me like that?” asking the feline who have no clue of why the smaller male seem so pissed at him but then again he didn’t care knowing he can and will snitch heartless on the stranger if the duck try anything funny 

[lovely-lady-maxine]

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“Fuck up! This is how I always dress...” The Aussie shot back, a mix of annoyance and confusion. 

“You’re lucky i’m a grieving wife right now, or you really would be a  victim....I’m trying to fuckin’ tell you that my fuckin’ husband is missing. Can ya’ do anything? Or should I just find some other cunt...?”

[divorceeduck]

| @ducktectiveus: Two words: Bragging rights

"I have so much to brag about! Have I ever told you about my boys?"

[thecompanyoffreaks-blog]

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@ducktectiveus

“H-Hiko’s hair is fine, Mr.Duckman! It’s like that for a reason!” The clone brushed his hand through his hair as tears appeared in his eyes, but they disappeared as Hiko smiled at the duck.

“Maybe Hiko can teach you a lesson on manners! Since you’re Hiko’s friend and all!” The blonde giggled as he grabbed Duckman’s hand and ran to the nearest diner with him.

[rnayhern]

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“Fake? I could hardly tell! Honestly, they look like they belong there.” Duckman responds, still staring at her chest. He didn’t seem modest about it in the least.

“These? Oh, well they’re my eyes. Kinda need ‘em to see. Heh, heh…” he adjusts them slightly, giving a grin.

   “Well, they double as bombs, for when I’m really feelin’ destructive. But yeah. I drew ‘em on pretty seamlessly.” One immodest turn deserves another, because she’s totally unabashedly stretching, which in turn puffs her chest out.

   “Heh. Eye glasses. I dig it. You got a name, pal, or y’just passin’ by ta gawk?”

[richestduckintheworld]

✏️

“…Shivering sheckles…”

[the-oc-nebula]

Another Toon for the Taking (closed for ducktectivus)

@ducktectiveus

The blue Puffball of the trio rises himself from his work to see an angry duck blasting his swears right at him. Tempril had two chords in his stubby arms, and a mischievous smirk on his face. This was probably one of the Cartoon ducks that Chaos wanted for his “adult” cartoons.

“You want your car, ducky? Well, come n’ get it!” The techie Puff jammed the two cords together, and instantly the car revs up and peels out from it’s parking spot. The three hoot and holler as the car swerves in their control.