#ducky-beth99

[the-cheapskateler-show]

Well, now that you mention it-what sort of talk show host would I be if I did not…?

Haha, Er, that is to say…! I’d be delighted; no, it would be my pleasure to host some interviews on my show!!

But……………perhaps now would not be the best time for guests…

…Y’see, I’m..-er, AHEM. We’re doing some VERY major renovations here at the factory and it just isn’t safe for us to have many visitors in here. I am telling you; it is NOT very pedestrian friendly here at all. Even I have to be really careful around here and I for one know this place like the back of my hand!

But don’t worry about it! It won’t be forever! We will be up and running as normal and maybe then we can make that another enticing feature and reason to tune into The Cheapskate-ler show!

In the meantime we have PLENTY of viewer inquiries to get to, so stay tuned!!!

[ducky-beth99]

[coppyler]

Hi! I'm only going on by your name, but, do you make copies? I'm looking to make some copies for a lemonade ad I want to spread around. Look! I made them myself!

Could I ask for maybe, 20 copies, just to get started? Thanks! 🍋

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sorry ^^"

[normywormy]

do u teach any painting or basic drawin to the kiddos at camp

"I know I'm the "art teacher" at the camp but it's only because I didn't know how to name my role! I show how to make stuff like wooden tools, a bird feeder, a theed or plushies and other toys... Sadly, I cannot draw :< I do it in my free time just for myself lol.

Anyways "art teacher" sounds better than "DIY maker" or something".

[birusoda]

I’m genuinely excited at the fact that you got into squip and bmc if it keeps producing posts I laugh at and art I can enjoy. this is honestly entertaining

I WAS LITERALLY OFFERED THE GODDAMN PILL IN MY RP BLOG AND I GOT DRAGGED DOWN AFTER THAT

I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT IT WAS

I WAS LIKE “OH IT’LL HELP ME? OKAY.” 

now i am in hell

[catnippackets]

I just wanted to say I’ve loved your art for such a long time (like. 2012 long) and you’re just so cool to me! you’re so sweet and positive and your artwork is such an inspiration to me with your colors and flow and vibrancy, and your work with swan is one of the inspirations that motivated me to work on my own comic. I’ve sent advice asks foreeeeeever ago privately about comics and I can’t believe how sweet you are with helping people. You’re just so cool!!! Have a very very good day!!

omg you’ve been with me for so long I’m so flattered you’ve stuck around so long dkjfhgkd <3 <3 thank you so much!!!!! ahh

[queenburd]

ducky-beth99

  im laughing so goddamn hard about this you guys

I feel…….. so out of the loop lol

Summary:

So one time in ancient egypt this guy named amhotep the iv became pharaoh and decided, fuck the ENTIRE egyptian pantheon. FUCK isis. FUCK ra. FUCK osiris. FUCK EM ALL. WE HAVE ONE GOD NOW. HIS NAME IS ATEN.

amhotep iv: *gestures at his drawing* this my OC he’s the sun god and also my name is Akhenaten

everyone else: .....sure jan.

and then when he died they IMMEDIATELY went back to the pantheon and took great care to try to get rid of this BULLSHIT one guy decided he wanted to do

[supercoolgoggles]

hey. hey, hey Dane. Dane. Be more chill

LET’S SAVE THE PITIFUL CHILDREN

[starburd]

24. Is there anything you could do in a past life that you wish you could still do?

oh lots of things

I miss being able to stretch, and stretching forever when I did it. constantly expanding universe.

and I miss being able to Refuse dying and also? knitting. I CAN knit but (k)not well. and playing music. skills like that.