bird queen

May! They/Them, 25+. Queen of birds. I have an associate's in illustration. I draw a LOT. (Dash Icon by 2mi127)

[queenburd]

Hi there! My name is May, I'm 28 years old, and my pronouns are they/them. Welcome to my blog.

You should probably read my about page, but in a nutshell, this blog is where I chill and draw stupid shit, as well as reblog a lot of art and space and stuff. I strive to keep this blog safe for minors. Any mature content I post or reblog would be in the form of nonsexual artistic nudity, cartoon violence (I don't do gore), and educational content.

General rule of thumb, I don't tolerate exclusionary or hateful rhetoric of any kind. If I reblog content that contains hateful speech or dogwhistles, or is created in bad faith by a TERF/Neonazi/Exclusionist, please let me know.

I do draw a lot here, and while I usually tag for characters I do not have an art tag. Sorry. If you need me to tag something, let me know!

Thanks for reading this, enjoy your stay, and have a great day.

[codexnuminous]

okay here we go. chiral recent events summary:

ongoing feud with @you-very-well-may-die's helena dantes (here) (it's going badly. bat-on-bat torment yay <3)

simultaneous ongoing feud with @queenburd's anachronistic tailor (mostly revolving around wine spillings. chiral is Not taking this well)

basically they're under a lot of stress!! finding it hard to maintain their confidence and positive attitude!

they decided to respond to the latest tailor wine spill (that the tailor was definitely and absolutely not involved in. in any way. surely) with a letter that (they believed) was suitably dramatic and threatening. and! crucially! they did *not* sign this letter. because that would not be subtle (they did however include their initials and full home address.)

immediately after this, they lost all notability - dropping out of the public eye instantly, because they Didn't Sign Their Name. (genuinely what they believe in-universe at this point.)

understandably(?) they decided to react with an emotional meltdown, bursting into tears and running back to their spire to hide and also cry. because everyone has FORGOTTEN them and maybe they DON'T EVEN EXIST and they're just. not feeling great.

then helen decided to ABSOLUTELY destroy them socially. completely merciless mocking. they continue to cry alone in their room

then they decided to write a letter to their new cool poisonous friend*, @anomalouscorvid's morris. as you do.

then they had coffee with zir! they emptied an entire salt shaker into their coffee cup and rambled for. realistically about half an hour. possibly more. somehow this ended with them a) feeling a bit better and b) morris giving them zir address?? all in all - a nice time out

then the tailor sent them an apology?? and good wishes(..ish)??? so they had to rapidly re-evaluate their feelings on the matter (thank goodness for their recent emotional vulnerability 👍) and ended up sending a mostly nice letter back. and also inviting them to play HG (bat who has very few emotional touchstones in life. they pretty much went 'game? I know a game :D this is what friends do :D they encourage their friends to poison people :D')

now they're. somehow. going pretty well. feeling good again 👍 they have two new friends (*they* think they do. at least) 👍 and they're going to get SO MUCH revenge on helen 👍 eventually 👍

[queenburd]

It’s always extremely fun to have recent events that are going EXTREMELY DIFFERENTLY from different characters’ point of views. For the tailor:

They sent an advert to people inviting them to an upcoming fashion show for their work, basically.

Someone???? Sent the advert back to them????? With a whole note????? You know you need to…. Present this at the door???? But the note was like “I’m coming but my stuff is better :)”

Said person showed up in blinding white and proceeded to try to take the attention away from the show altogether. Okay.

Slightly insulted, the Tailor does the classic ‘accidental wine spill’ at a party. Provides a reference on where to get that cleaned, and makes sure the cleaners absolutely ruin the garment

Classic assassination game begins. And it is a literal game for them! “Spill and kill” is a time honored London tradition didn’t you know?

Their new rival responds in kind! Awesome! Game on!

I genuinely can’t emphasize enough that this sort of practice warms the Tailor to a person significantly. This is how they make friends.

Because they’re a disaster.

Little bit of back and forth going! Excellent excellent.

They discover the rival has fallen out the public eye entirely. This is hilarious.

Then they remember that it’s actually kind of boring at the top by themself. They try to talk to Slowcakes but the guy says that they need not involve themself in the individual’s aid.

Okay…..? Is the game still fine then? Unclear.

Oh. Report that their assassin did hit and did actual damage.

That wasn’t supposed to happen.

Let’s make sure there aren’t any hard feelings. This is a game after all. We are all aware it’s a game.

Right?

Sends a care package with meds and bandages and apologizes that the assassin actually managed to hit.

They nearly sent a sabotage attempt for the bit but unfortunately the Tailor isn’t rotten all the way down yet. Sad.

Gets told (not for the first time) “let’s go play Heart’s Game instead!”

So you know. They just think this is how friendship works. They have NO idea about the other stuff. Lol

[queenburd]

Who wants tailor baby pictures

[queenburd]

Right next to this doodle are the HorrorsTM but don’t worry abt it

[queenburd]

i have some really bad news about the baby you guys

[queenburd]

things the Tailor's mom SWEARS she heard the well whisper to her when she went with her 1 year old to the Forgotten Quarter

[queenburd]

you ever wanna be mean?

[queenburd]

i never really talk about when I played Dernier Cri, shortly after Paisley. that was a fun ES. the Tailor has canonically worked at a couture house before they opened their own and I think that's neat.

[queenburd]

tailor looking at the rosette yearner like "weakass shit. if i played an exceptional story with a Master in it I simply would not be so impacted that it would change the trajectory of my entire deal."

you know. like an unaware idiot.

[queenburd]

yeah exactly. you get it. wait what do you mean "their bat of choice" they dont HAVE a bat, they argue, irate, while said bat waves at you over its cup of coffee

[queenburd]

is there a tailor rpf scene?

If there is, the Tailor is actively avoiding finding out. They can’t help if people are attracted to them, but they aren’t interested beyond how it can occasionally benefit them, and these days they don’t need to act seductive as much.

Sorry this isn’t a funny haha answer. The Tailor is demiaro-demiace lol. They did a lot of things early on just to make their Name and they’re used to being an object of desire without being known or understood and it’s actually a little alienating. + lonely. So if there is a subset of people writing RPF about them, they really are better off without that info.

[queenburd]

That said, I actively sexualize them in certain other places. lol. That’s not the same as in universe but u can ship ur guy with the tailor for jokesies. And show me.

[queenburd]

You know some flpcs love this shit. Some of them are writing their self insert rpf. I think the tailor might be the outlier.

[queenburd]

I mean there are. the tailor even knows a few of them. and their pen names. dw scoundrel you're borderline normal for this one.

[queenburd]

It wants to go to a party to see the Tailor spill more wine

[hellspawnmotel]

passage

(happy 10 years, undertale)

[jujumighty]

A little more experimental than usual! Hopefully it’s not too over the top ☆’’’

[clumpofsedge]

stargazing

[queenburd]

is there a tailor rpf scene?

If there is, the Tailor is actively avoiding finding out. They can’t help if people are attracted to them, but they aren’t interested beyond how it can occasionally benefit them, and these days they don’t need to act seductive as much.

Sorry this isn’t a funny haha answer. The Tailor is demiaro-demiace lol. They did a lot of things early on just to make their Name and they’re used to being an object of desire without being known or understood and it’s actually a little alienating. + lonely. So if there is a subset of people writing RPF about them, they really are better off without that info.

[queenburd]

That said, I actively sexualize them in certain other places. lol. That’s not the same as in universe but u can ship ur guy with the tailor for jokesies. And show me.

[queenburd]

You know some flpcs love this shit. Some of them are writing their self insert rpf. I think the tailor might be the outlier.

[queenburd]

tailor looking at the rosette yearner like "weakass shit. if i played an exceptional story with a Master in it I simply would not be so impacted that it would change the trajectory of my entire deal."

you know. like an unaware idiot.

[thegreatyin]

^ older art that's extremely accurate to the Live Dahlie Reaction this would incite

[queenburd]

tailor looking at the rosette yearner like "weakass shit. if i played an exceptional story with a Master in it I simply would not be so impacted that it would change the trajectory of my entire deal."

you know. like an unaware idiot.

[queenburd]

is there a tailor rpf scene?

If there is, the Tailor is actively avoiding finding out. They can’t help if people are attracted to them, but they aren’t interested beyond how it can occasionally benefit them, and these days they don’t need to act seductive as much.

Sorry this isn’t a funny haha answer. The Tailor is demiaro-demiace lol. They did a lot of things early on just to make their Name and they’re used to being an object of desire without being known or understood and it’s actually a little alienating. + lonely. So if there is a subset of people writing RPF about them, they really are better off without that info.

[queenburd]

That said, I actively sexualize them in certain other places. lol. That’s not the same as in universe but u can ship ur guy with the tailor for jokesies. And show me.

[queenburd]

hi important question. how would you feel about mr cards getting involved in chiral + the tailor's feud? because realistically that's probably what chiral would do (when they're. not crying quite so much) at this point BUT wasn't sure how you would feel regarding overlapping canons and stuff, considering the cards already in the tailor's life. hence the question!

Personally, I wouldn’t go so far as to “summon a Master” for this sort of thing, but that’s my own thoughts on the matter and Chiral is understandably young and desperate to get a handle on the situation. In terms of canon: the Tailor doesn’t know anything about Mr Cards beyond it’s a Master that showed up recently. Doesn’t know anything else, despite how involved their own has been in their situation. But the tailor MIGHT be aware of overlapping Neaths. So either way it’s not a conflict there.

They would be sad if Chiral tried to take something so minor up the chain of command so fast. And also wouldn’t understand why a Master would care over a silly joke feud. This is happening to everyone. It’s… how the Tailor makes friends. :( they were gonna try to send a point of Notability to send the message that all’s actually well but I wasn’t able to do it when I pulled Slowcakes, so I guess you got that sorted already?

[queenburd]

is there a tailor rpf scene?

If there is, the Tailor is actively avoiding finding out. They can’t help if people are attracted to them, but they aren’t interested beyond how it can occasionally benefit them, and these days they don’t need to act seductive as much.

Sorry this isn’t a funny haha answer. The Tailor is demiaro-demiace lol. They did a lot of things early on just to make their Name and they’re used to being an object of desire without being known or understood and it’s actually a little alienating. + lonely. So if there is a subset of people writing RPF about them, they really are better off without that info.