#dude lmao

[mikaikaika]

Ros *apologising to Foolish* : I'm sorry you know you what here's some iron, Aimsey's head, some chicken and some cobwebs.

Foolish : Why... why did you just casually hand me Aimsey's head?

[applestruda]

saw you're artimators smp fanart of you're group. it's awesome art but don't you think it's a little weird to draw someone with top surgery when they haven't had it in real life?

DO YOU THINK I ADDED THOSE WITHOUT ASKING LOL???

i was literally streaming the entire drawing process to zer, he wants to be drawn with top surgery

[asiandra-dash]

Would you believe me if I said these are the same people

[motionlussyinwhussy]

Balz’s response lmao 🤣

😂😂

[mecharose]

he just.... ate straight butter at the end 😖

[bulundu]

When your sister says she wants to have a heart-to-heart about your sexual identity and process of coming out as bi, but it's just to segway conversation so she can talk about all the lesbians she thinks have the hots for her at work.

[kuchenackerman]

I just realized I got an ask about which my fave ML fics are like A WEEK AGO. WTF, TUMBLR?? 

To the anon that sent me that ask, I’M SORRY! I’ll reply to you in a while, I promise x_x

[kimiani]

📖

story time B)

I’m not a v/ interesting kiddo so I don’t have lots of stories to tell man (even tho I’ve been to like 4 different countries and probably have more interesting baby stories from my parents then actual stories) but I can recall one that specifically involved a fellow mutual of mine here and forever haunts my dreams - they’ll know who they are.

I don’t remember if this was late 7th grade or early 8th grade(I’m probably 13 at the time?), but I was in a slam poetry group, we are writing odes as a sort of practice.

Literally everyone in there is a bunch of nerds/dorks wherein we all share similar interests and honestly, it was great- but anyways, there lies the problem. Well- it was less of a problem and more of a moral dilemma. Some of us had some serious poetry but then we have our local memers who pulls out this ode directed at me. I cry as soon as I hear the title- it’s a nickname that was given recently or at least a play on it.

I don’t have the poem- but I believe this mutual still does- and let me just say I was cackling the entire time- mostly cry and wheezing though.

What could be so funny?

Only a poem calling me Kimmy-san Senpai in literally every other line with compliments using horrible broken Japanese terms.

The coached were so confused because everyone is crying to some extent- it’s a glorious moment, and they couldn’t comprehend our middle school anime obsessions. 

It’d be great if it ended there but it doesn’t.

It’s my new name. Everyone who was my friend used it. It was insane, it didn’t die and I screeched for so long about it. (I died during a slam poetry competition when it was used as our chant. It never leaves me. Ever. This is the impression I gave to a bunch of high schoolers in 8th grade. My legacy.)

The number of horrible people that went to my middle school that gave us dirty looks for this was /insane/, but they didn’t like us already because we were basically the open LGBT+ group who pull shenanigans like putting up anonymous LGBT posters through the school ( though all of them were taken down) and generally getting into small feuds with Homophobes and jackasses who were rude. 

I tell this story to my wife- and honestly, she doesn’t let it die either. It is in my discord chats- it haunts me and I can still see it occasionally.

It’s like a reminder that I was and still am a massive Meme.

(Also u know who u are B) )