“Alright, it’s time for something I’ve only done in my head before, never through text that I can look back at later…”
“I’m going to communicate with the other mes.”
“So, uh…what do you two wanna do after school today?”
“Eat some pizza and then call up Kevin and see if he’s up for some gamin’!”
“As usual, he wishes to waste time with frivolous things that don’t shape his future.”
“Future smuture. Fun is as important as our stupid grades.”
“My point still stands. There are other, far more beneficial ways to have fun, while still learning important lessons and building life skills.”
“Blah blah blah.”
“Stop ignoring me. You are such a child.”
“We are all children here. A freakishly mature kid, is still a kid.”
“I think Nerd-boy missed the memo!”
“What memo? Was there a memo I wasn’t given?”
“Guys, can we focus…please?”
“I’ll pay attention, AFTER you get us pizza.”
“I can’t just walk downtown during lunch and get pizza! I’ll get in trouble!”
“He’s correct. And one more demerit would get him suspended from school for a week. Or, at the very least, result in a hefty amount of detention.”
“Oh be quiet, Simon the second!”
“Please, I implore you to refrain from calling me that. I’m simply Alvin’s higher cognitive functions given a voice….and personality.”
“Yeah because he wasn’t happy with ONE personality!”
“He has never truly had a consistent personality and you know this.”
“Guys, we’ve been at this like 5 minutes now and we STILL don’t know what we’re doing after school.”
“Because of that rabble rouser….”
“What the frack’s a rabble rouser? Now he’s just making up words!”
“It must be nice to know so little. I envy you, really.”
“You still sound like Simon!”
“DO NOT CALL ME SIMON!!!”
“My headache is worse now. Thanks for the open communication, guys. I really REALLY appreciate it.” 🙄
“You are very welcome.”
“Haha! That was SARCASM, Brainiac!”
“Oh, errr, I knew that.”
“At least I can tell Jeanette I tried. Maybe it’ll get easier the more I, err, WE practice!”