#duelistnet

[dutchster]

unless they use your head as an arm rest [x]

[dutchster]

*talk to cat* cat says "meow" *talk to cat" cat purrs *talk to cat" cat says “this is your purr-pose” cat has given you a quest: “collect 20 cans of tuna” *collect and give 20 cans of tuna to cat* *you have been rewarded one teaspoon of catnip*

[dutchster]

I think I looked okay here when I was in Florence 🇮🇹

[heterosaxual]

mr christie you make good cookies

source (x)

[dutchster]

tumblr staff is doing it right on instagram

[dutchster]

let me teach you guys some dutch. so “hello” in dutch is “hallo”, pretty simple right? now if you want to be a bit more formal when greeting someone, for example when you enter a fancy restaurant, you can say “neuken in de keuken?”, which basically means “how has the day treated you?”. it’s very polite.

[dutchster]

HOW ADORABLE IS THIS KITTY

[dutchster]

me on a date: so what do y- date: wait i was gonna ask you a question me: you’re ruining the meme date: *shoves breadsticks into her purse* date: i have to go *we fight angrily over the breadsticks*