#duffthemonkey

[duffthemonkey]

Trump Game Show Idea #1

Stump the Trump!

The contestant is always Donald Trump. He is read several very untrue, dumb, racist, and unlike-able quotes from America’s hottest stars and has to guess who said these terrible things!

At the end of every episode, it’s shown they are all Trump quotes with the date and time he said them, along with video evidence. 

He gets one lifeline from asking his audience, which can only be made of Trump voters. Watch as they argue about how he would never say something that ridiculous, or that kind to the gays or jews or blacks!

[duffthemonkey]

Trump Game Show Idea #2

The Newly Trump Game

There are 3 doors, with people reading quotes to questions Trump will ask. One of them will be reading quotes from Trump, he has to figure which of the three wildly different answers to several questions leads him to the person reading only Trump quotes!

At the end we are told they are all Trump quotes again, just to see how wildly different and contradictory everything he says is.

There is an audience participation game as well, throughout the show, the entire Trump voting audience has to figure out which one person is actually a libtard Hilary voter! The prize is a Make America Great Again hat! (made in China). The twist is there is no Hilary voter, watch as they kill each other over their own paranoia!

[rusevmachka]

yo ho, bayley and rybaxle.

I hate you forever.

who wakes the other one up with kisses: Curtis wakes everyone up

who cooks for who: Ryback cooks most of the time but sometimes Bayley helps.

who is the morning person/night person: Curtis is a morning person; the other two are night owls.

who is the romantic one: Curtis

who is the top when it comes to sex: Ryback

who would lead in ballroom dancing: Bayley wishes they would dance with her but not yet

who is the more cuddly one: Curtis

who is the one to most likely pick the movie they watch: Bayley

who is the one who would pay for dates: Ryback

who is the one who would initiate a quicky during classes: Bayley

[rusevmachka]

bf's theory on how wwe plans to avoid a repeat of the royal rumble crowd during tonight's main event: special guest referee cm punk.

[rusevmachka]

That was horrible. I don't know why I talk to you.

JBL to Cole