#duke puke

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MC: Suck my dick!

Duke Richards: But you don't even have one!

MC: Well, it's not like you've got something impressive down there but pure dissapointment

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Duke Richards: I have looked myself at the mirror and I'd like to sincerely apologize to the people who see me... And cannot kiss me!

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No

Therapist: so what do we do when Duke Richards is being nasty with Lady MC?

LI: We challenge him to a duel!

Therapist: No!

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The duel in a nutshell

MC: [catches the pistol and aims straight to the Duke's forehead] I wonder what happens if I pull the Tigger. Would braincells fly or just blood showing your brainless head?

LI: [on the floor,hurt and shot] good question

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Six years ago...

[6 years ago before DnD]

Viscont Westonly: Your Grace,i dare you to kiss the most beautiful person in the room

Duke Richards: Roselyn...

Roselyn: y-yeah? [blushes]

Duke Richards: Move. I'm trying to get to the mirror

Mr Sinclaire: Thank god.

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Almost everything

Duke Richards: I'll do everything to have your 'i do' assured in the wedding,MC

MC: say that i'm hotter and more powerful than you and you'll have it

Duke Richards: ... I'll do almost everything to have your 'i do' at the wedding

Sir Gideon: you have to be kidding me... *gives Briar 30£*

Briar: This man's vanity will make me rich

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Duke Richards of Karlington

How it is said

Duke Richards

How is spelt:

RAPIST AND YOUNG WOMEN PR*DATOR

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Already did that

Duke Richards: I can't stand you anymore,Mr Sinclaire,fuck you!!

MC: Don't worry,your grace,I already did that

Mr Sinclaire: *chokes*

Briar: I'm gonna lock myself into a room and die laughing