Crowley, Duke of Hell, and Aziraphale, Archangel of Heaven, are fighting but their fight is taking a very particular and... sexy turn.
C:"Give me one good reason not to stab your throat right now!"
A:"I couldn't look at you like I'm doing now and I know how much you like it when I look at you."
C:"And what do you see when you look at me?"
Aziraphale felt the cold blade under his chin. How beautiful and strange that situation was.
A:"I see a beautiful demon, charming and good-looking."
C:"Wait a minute...beautiful, charming and good-looking? Oh, Archangel, your flattery won't save you!"
A:"Oh, what a pity, I was hoping..."
Aziraphale had distracted the demon so that he could take his weapon back in his hand and now their blades were clashing again.
C:"Bastard."
A:"The best you've ever had."
