#dumb chat things

[askteamterry]

Toothless: Hey, freakface. I hear you've been hitting on my man.

Pineapples: Fucking what?!!

Toothless: Look, I can understand that you may have feelings for him as well-

Pineapples: Fuckoff.

Toothless: -But don't you get any ideas. He's mine, ya hear.

Pineapples: ...Oh, I get it. You use the pretense of a partnership to lure him into a false sense of security. You're smarter than I care to give you credit for.

[mauing-archive-blog]

me and rp pals

[10:50] GC: ya'll put so much thought into shit] [10:50] GC: i'm just over here "i did this thing cause i thought it was neat"] [10:50] PA: i feel bad because holly WILL NOT talk to anyone about anything online, so no one even knows. )) [10:51] PA: tbh that's basically what drives me. )) [10:51] PA: whhat would be neat )) [10:51] PA: starting civil war. Hell yeah let's do it. )) [10:51] GC: civil wars are neat ] [10:52] GC: i hear they're very popular this year] [10:53] PA: yeah they've been coming into style lately )) [10:53] GC: very fashionable all the rage with highbloods]

[brillohead]

why complimenting me is a dumb idea

Friend: I'm sure you'll find a genuine girl who likes you for Joe though.

Me: meh

I don't really care

Friend: Yeah.

well I'm sure it'll happen.

Me: nope

Friend: WHY NOT

You're funny

You're nice

You're not an asshole

I'm sure you know how to treat a girl

You're not ugly

Me: pft

Friend: What?

Me: wrong on all accounts

Friend: -.-

Me: except maybe funny

i am kinda hilarious