#dumb egg

[screamingaboutgames]

Solas: Don’t let Morrigan do the thing.

Also Solas: I will not do the thing.

Also also Solas: But *someone* needs to do the thing.

ALSO ALSO SOLAS: INQUISITOR, WHY DID YOU DO THE THING?!

[aslongasitsrealtoyou]

bastilledan: The perfect Easter lockdown card courtesy of @sophfost. Thanks Soph.

[kakimochies]

Great so my dumb elf boyfriend finally stole my tattoos and broke up with me. I knew it was gonna happen but damn I didn't expect it to hurt.

[corkcollector-blog]

it's a mood

[aslongasitsrealtoyou]

bastilledan // instagram stories

[kokomies]

SHE CALLED COLUMBINA 笨蛋 TAT

[ihateyougrrr]

I've seen this ad a few weeks ago and I forgot about its existence, I now saw it again and I will never forget it again

[thatguyknighthawk]

I'm so uncoordinated and delirious from being sick that I cursed a piece of egg under my breath for not getting in my mouth after dabbing it against my cheek;

"You stupid egg, you dont even know how to be food, I hate you"