#dumbass cats

[tiny-lil-fella]

Im just trying to weave my checker pattern will you please stop staring at me

[mevsthhighway]

hhhhsjdghsagjfaj was just painting and small cat just. starting goin ham on my fucken paint water. right in front of me, just downing  it before the eyes of me and god and gerard way on the speakers, expecting  someone to save his scrawny ass from the poison, the fucking hubris 

[tiny-lil-fella]

I love when my cat sniffs my eyelashes bc it just looks like this

Look at this stupid bastard I love her

[tiny-lil-fella]

I love when my cat sniffs my eyelashes bc it just looks like this

Look at this stupid bastard I love her

[an-sceal]

This fucking noodlebrain keeps escaping outside when I'm putting the recycling out or feeding the feral cat. He is DESPERATE to feel the grass on his little toes again, or something. I don't fucking know.

Like, dude, you are so people-oriented that you follow me around the house 24/7. Your every need is catered to. I bought an attachment for my desk so you could hang over my head while I work. We play with you until you are exhausted. You hated living outside so much that you THREW YOURSELF INTO YOUR RESCUER'S CAR when she tried to leave your old feral colony. WTF??

[woofenator]

Fuck it, have pictures of my adorable dumbass. Her favourite things are rolling around while yelling for attention, chasing lasers at full speed, and climbing into laps to purr

[jesus-camp-the-sequel]

My cat has already singed both his tail and whiskers on the menorah

[lilith-knight]

the cats tell me that their fathers do not feed them, they are starving, that they are but fur and bone,,

they dont yet understand that I cant be bribed for food