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Seems to be lay ontop of her Saturday

It ain’t much but it’s honest work

Boyband whose lore is that they're sealed in a clock tower and their music videos are the only way they can reach outside world

wifehaver103947

markovchaingang

the 100% accurate guide to tea leaf reading:

-cup empty: you will need to pee soon

-cup still full of tea: dude i made it for you why aren't you drinking it

dimetrodone

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

kaiasky

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

biggestzam

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

kaiasky

i want you on my team holy shit

pukicho

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

pukicho

Was it Human?

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

apparently they almost went with weston

prokopetz

Given that a lot of folks in kink spaces are bent for the forbidden precisely because it is forbidden, I sometimes wonder how many people there are out there who unironically get horny for workplace and laboratory safety violations. Like, I know for a fact that number isn't zero, but how far above zero is it?

prokopetz

Show me the person who gets hard when they knowingly commit copyright infringement. Logically this person must exist. Let me see them.

onenicebugperday

Surreal insect paintings by Nathiola on Reddit (Posted with permission!)

This artist on Instagram

jabberding0

Men Moments

im-perfectly-unique

Unexpected smiles …

atlinmerrick

Always reblog twirling man.

madlori

unexpected whimsy

something something the deeply ingrained instinct to respond when someone offers you a handshake fundamental need for humans to connect and the extension of hands as a peace gesture something something in this essay

white-throated-packrat

What I'm getting out of this is that men needed to be twirled more often

so-many-ocs

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

utopians

incredibly, the architect behind both the building that melts cars in london and the building that burns people in las vegas foresaw this exact problem happening for BOTH buildings, did not do anything to prevent it, and describes the effect as "phenomenal". King

beemovieerotica

i looked up pics of people cooking eggs in the building's reflection and

this is like a renaissance painting

bumblewyn

I am very endeared by humanity’s tendency to check if it’s truly hot somewhere by attempting to cook an egg

angry-eevee

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.

galren

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

computationalcalculator

iwilleatyourenglish

a great tragedy of this world is that many things that are bad for you also look very sexy. smoking. riding a motorcycle. that crazy shit they did to saint sebastian