#dumbass drivers

[lonely-octopussy]

this woman was tailing our ass (car) so my mom slows down and goes a little under the speed limit, so when we split off into two lanes, I’m looking out the window with a big, shit eating grin and the lady looks over to give us a dirty look

She looked so pissed, it was amazing

[edward-glock-40-hands]

FUCK THE POLICE!

HELP I NEED THE POLICE BECAUSE I GOT HIT BY A DUMP TRUCK BECAUSE I SLAMMED ON MY BRAKES TO STOP TRAFFIC TO PROTEST ON A FREEWAY!

[wonderwoman-54]

My friends cat is an outdoor and indoor cat, but when I was walking home I saw her sitting dead ass in the middle of the street and a car speed up the road and nearly hit her expecting her to move.

She was pretty shaken up but saw me and followed me home to where I let her explore my house while I popped an allergy pill because me being allergic and puffy eyes are no fun!

So here’s a collection of Rocky doing her thing...

...and then desperately wanting to go outside again

[belahbelieve]

I really hate some people! So I'm pulling out of the gas station & this car acts like he's gonna let me out, so I start inching my way out and he starts scooting up. Well being the petty bitch I am, I got in front of him. He rode my ass, honking and cussin' up a storm until I turned off into my neighborhood...like maybe you shoulda just let me in front of you like you were going to do in the first place 🤷‍♀️

[rusopolous]

Over the weekend I almost got broadsided by a driver running a red light in the middle of the day. It was on Fremont St. and Bruce (which turns into Maryland Pkwy.) and in that area it’s mostly residency so the speed limit is 25-30 mph. I’m cruising along and hanging out with Candice. Driving and talking, but not making eye contact with her. At the corner of my left eye I see this object moving at me so close and so fast- my body reacts quickly! My left arm jerks and holds on tighter to the steering wheel and my right foot pushes harder on the accelerator. Basically my immediate reaction was to move fast and avoid a collision.

After avoiding the crash my first thoughts were to flip a bitch and find that piece of shit and whoop their ass for being dumbass drivers. Then sometime later I thought about it being okay if they car collided with mine. It would mean I get to sue someone for the first time, I get time off of work to relax and do nothing (even more), and I get a new car or a car of my choice. but then I thought about all of the insurance claims, court orders, and all the paper work; and I am glad it doesn’t have to come to that.

[greentreerealm]

Fuck this godforsaken shit hole of a city.

that is all.

[matchgirl42]

Moving, Day 5.

Currently at a Super 8 in Dothan, AL.  Surprisingly good - of course, it was the only Super 8 our entire trip that actually had positive reviews when I was planning our trip and reserving rooms for us. ;/

We took advantage of being in the south to stop at a Checker’s for their new Monterrey steak and bacon burger (it was alright), but between the persnickety old fart in the vehicle ahead of us, and the girl at the window not really knowing what she was doing, we were in the drive-through for 20+ minutes.  And then after all that, I didn’t get a straw with my drink.  So that was...something.

We also had an incident on the way down SR 231 that was eerily reminiscent of an accident I witnessed right in front of me years ago when I was still living with my parents in FL/in my mid-20s.  Thankfully no accident this time, but my mother and I were both doing about 65mph, and this idiot pulled what I can only describe as a Jesus-Take-The-Wheel move and came barreling out across the northbound lanes through a gap in the traffic in those lanes, through the median cutout without even slowing, and came barreling out into the southbound lanes right in front of me.  And then proceeded to do about 35 mph.

Thankfully, even loaded down as both our vehicles are, we were able to slow down in time and avoid rear-ending the dumbass.  But it was close.

(The accident years ago in FL was because that idiot didn’t pull out in front of someone - he pulled out into the car that was traveling ahead of me.)

I always have to wonder what the insurance rates of people like that are like, how high they are, since they seem to put so much faith in other drivers on the road stopping in time to avoid a collision that they feel they don’t need to observe right-of-way and the law of yielding to oncoming traffic.  There’s lots of them in Kansas City, too.

Two more days, and I’ll be at my mother’s house in Florida.

[theenkindlers]

To the two piece of shit drivers who don't know traffic lights: go fuck yourselves and learn to drive.