my owner has this really wonderful fantasy that he talks about sometimes where he has me over, drugs me, and essentially keeps me hostage there by keeping me too high/drunk/etc. to leave. (and since he's making sure i gain weight, he eventually gets me too fat to leave, too <3)
we don't talk about this so much in that context but...if he's keeping me there intoxicated 24/7 and not really doing anything at all, there's likely some aspect of dumbification, isn't there?
he's going to be keeping me away from my books, and much too intoxicated to process anything i read if i tried. i'm going to be too high to think, and i'll be like that all the time.
the only things i'm not too stupid to be good for is being cute for him and getting fatter, and that's just as well, because being my owner's cute fat mindless pet is all i'm really good for. all i'm meant for.
i might pretend to be smart but deep down i just want to be his empty-headed near-useless constantly-stuffed pet, too fat to walk and too stoned to think. <3