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Dumbledore: you know, I trust you

Snape: what job you want me to do

Dumbledore: you really know me

Snape: sigh

Dumbledore: if you sigh, you will die faster

Snape:sigh sigh sigh

Dumbledore:I’m losing my patience with you.

Snape: what are you going to do. Sack me?

Dumbledore: No but I will make you to be head of Gryffindor

Snape: I am sorry sir. Please don't do that

After deatheater meeting

Dumbledore: Severus, Are you all right

Snape: no

Dumbledore : what

Snape I am half left

Dumbledore:Severus can you give me a hand

Severus: I am busy

Dumbledore: please, it's urgent

Severus: fine (go into his private room pick up an Artificial hand) Is one hand enough for you

Dumbledore (shocked)

Dumbledore: what is your dream job

Snape : sarcastic master

Dumbledore: what is this

Snape: being sarcastic and earn money from it

Dumbledore: it isn't a real job

Snape: yes so it's dream job

Snape: Let's play game Whoever says I don't know first loses

Dumbledore ok

Snape you ask first

Dumbledore: What is my patronus

Snape phoenix. What does je ne sais pas mean

Dumbledore I don't know

Snape I win

Dumbledore

Mcgonagall he is Slytherin. What do you expect

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