I found a Harry Potter Parody on my school library's kindles...
Ok so I was doing something in the school kindles and I stumbled upon what I thought was a Harry Potter book. I clicked it because the first thing I saw was "Chamber of Serpents." The main name title was in really close up cursive so I couldn't read it, so I was intrigued. I thought that "Oh hey I guess something messed up?" And so I clicked on it. It opened to a random page and I immediately saw that it was a parody.
Harris was HAGGART
Draco was DRANO
Harry's last name was PLOTTER
Hermione last name was DANGER
Crabbes first name was RINCCENT
Snape was SMAPE
Gryffindor was GRYFFINBORE
Slitherin was SLIPPERIN
Hufflepuff was HUFFALUMP
Ravenclaw was RAVENBEAK
Lockheart was LUCKHEART
Quidditch was QUILTIGE
Hogwarts was HOGWORTS
Dumbledore was DUMBLESNORE
Neville Longbottom was (in pretty sure) SNEVILLE THONGBOTTOM
I'm pretty sure Harry was a American exchange student.
The front cover was a boy looking at the hogworts (it was probably called that, I didn't actually read it) and he had a American flag on his backpack.
It wa slime someone had written a story, based entirely on A Very Potter Musical. It was great and so funny and I wish I actually read some of it.
