#dumturtle

[whereswaldohatter]

TEXT 🧳 WURTLE

Waldo: do u have an extra suitcase? i got tons of hats for christmaspresents and i wanna bring them all back to auradon with me but they dont fit in my backpack

[quincydavis]

TEXT ✉️ QUIRTLE

Quincy: Okay, so like, I always thought flowers and apricot and vanilla tones were a totes inoffensive perfume smell but someone last week SNIFFED me and made, like, a totes disgusted face and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since! You'd tell me if I was a secret stink-show, right????

[deeturkey]

TEXT ✉️ 🐢🦃

Turkey: I know everyone says Wonderland kids are weird but I never felt really weird until I came to Syd's normal ass home. It's like I'm a kaleidoscope in a house full of windows. And like

Turkey: I don't know. It's not a bad thing, I like her family or whatever, I just don't think they like me? Or that I'm not being myself? And Syd's already anxious and I can't let her know I'm anxious too because then she'd just get worse but I had to tell someone so. Hi.

Turkey: Any advice or perspective to get it all to chill?

[therubyfitz]

TEXT 💡 RUBTLE

Ruby: I've always been scared to ask but I'm a little drunkish so whatever. How did you and your cousin end up looking identical? Like... your moms aren't also twins, are they? Because that's twintense!

[quincydavis]

TEXT || QUIRTLE

Quincy: How drunk am I right now?

Quincy: Im at a brunch place with botttomless mimosas but I have no idae how many Ive drank. I know its more than two.

Quincy: They have minimosas with grapefruit juice thugh! And lots of different kinds of juices too! I need to bryng you here sometime tbh yud love it.

[deeturkey]

TEXT 🤐 T&T

Turkey: We still down to plan for Turtle's surprise unbirthday party later?

[quincydavis]

TEXT 😾 QUIRTLE

Quincy: The weird girl in our psych class who bites off her nails and EATS THEM just got ENGAGED. HOW?!

Quincy: Ugh, that sounded totes anti-feminist, please ignore that. I'm just crabby. I blame low blood sugar. Want to get tacos?

[deeturkey]

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Turkey: I woke up all 🤢 but I've already missed too many classes. Could you 🏫 for me? Just 1️ class, plus if I stay in 🛏️ today, I'll be 👍 for 🎾 tomorrow. 🙏??