#duncanw

[stclaresgossip]

Duncan keeps hitting on Noah. They already hooked up. Doesn't Duncan know that Noah's a whore? I doubt Noah wants anything out of that.

I would say Duncan’s naive, but let’s be honest, we’ve all suspected Duncan to have been bumped in the head a couple times as a baby. Here’s one more piece of advice, and this is golden: Go to the teen health clinic and get a rapid STD screening. Trust me, you don’t want to live with chlamydia your whole life and then realize you’re infertile ten years later because you didn’t have the symptoms. 

You need to get out before your asshole becomes a toxic wasteland from Noah’s man juices. I’ll be praying for you.

[stclaresgossip]

What's with Duncan hitting on all the guys? Doesn't he like girls? Specifically Davina?

He must really be Davina’s type if he’s starting to like boys. Honestly, this is no longer a joke. Davina loves gay men. It’s just turning into a fact.

Personally, I kind of want to see them together. Mostly so Davina can stop being so damn melodramatic, and so Duncan can stop talking to the rest of us about weird shit like alpacas. No one cares, Duncan. 

My word of advice: Stop letting Davina drag you through the dirt. Put the head bitch in her place. Or, you know, go gay. ‘Cause I’d love to see Davina’s face when another guy ditches her for the D.