Duncan keeps hitting on Noah. They already hooked up. Doesn't Duncan know that Noah's a whore? I doubt Noah wants anything out of that.
I would say Duncan’s naive, but let’s be honest, we’ve all suspected Duncan to have been bumped in the head a couple times as a baby. Here’s one more piece of advice, and this is golden: Go to the teen health clinic and get a rapid STD screening. Trust me, you don’t want to live with chlamydia your whole life and then realize you’re infertile ten years later because you didn’t have the symptoms.
You need to get out before your asshole becomes a toxic wasteland from Noah’s man juices. I’ll be praying for you.













