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I’m both thoroughly turned on and utterly disappointed at this picture. It’s too much hotness to handle, but with Flynn and Zach locking lips, my chances at getting with either of them are slowly slipping away.

On the plus side, this means my prediction of Aubrey being the next Davina is 100% true. You chase those gay guys. It’s pure entertainment for the rest of us.

As for Zach and Flynn, I can’t wait to watch Zach crush his hearts into little bits. We all know Zach isn’t the type to settle down, and it’s only a matter of time before he gets tired of Flynn following him around like a lost puppy. I can’t wait for the drama. Until then, we have pictures like this to give us a reason to wake up in the morning.

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@stclaresgossip: Forget Ally, looks like Zach is getting handsy with Flynn. Yikes. Is Aubrey the new Davina? Guess we know why she jumped ship and ran upstairs with Aidan.

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@stclaresgossip: Clearly this isn't a vegetarian BBQ, 'cause Davina and Ally clearly have beef. RT for Ally, fav for Davina. Who will win?

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@stclaresgossip: Spotted: Aidan & Aubrey walking hand in hand into the house. Be sure to change the sheets on all the beds, Alexis. Looks like they'll be getting broken in.

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@stclaresgossip: Looks like Ally is getting her drank on and making googly eyes at our resident bad boy, Zach Mullins. You go girl.

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any hook ups you want to see?

Something worth writing about. All I really want is for Lianne to hook up with anyone BUT Vance (I heard they're together now, so I'm praying she hits her head in the pool).In other news, I've been told Flynn got some balls and confessed some feelings for Aubrey. So let's just hope Aidan's abs steer her in the right direction. I want those two together, if only because Aubrey keeps his bitch side in check long enough for us to enjoy his pretty face. And as previously stated, I'm desperate for new people on my radar. If any low key hook ups go on, I'll be waiting.

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what do you hope will happen at alexis's party?

It's been a while since anything interesting had happened, so all hoping for is for something even remotely notable. Alexis Jordan herself is a prissy bitch, but everyone loves a rich friend with a pool, right? I'm also excited to see some babes in minimal clothing. I'm looking at you, Aidan Davies. Personally I'm hoping Sarah Mayfair appears and sluts it back up again, we all miss that Sarah. Davina is back from Paris, so I'm sure she'll do something unnecessarily dramatic. And I heard that our golden girl Aubrey is back on the bitch side. Here's to you, Miller. I promise it's nicer here. The grass is greener and the perks are better. What I really want to see ice princess Ally do something interesting. My vote is on a nip slip.Hopefully this inspired you all to make me proud. Our drama has been all pent up and just waiting to be released. With alcohol and little to no clothing, things are bound to get interested. Don't disappoint.

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Well, well, well. Isn’t this interesting? I thank God for camera phones, otherwise we might have never gotten this lovely picture. Thanks to my submitter, you know who you are. Supposedly Aubrey Miller was lead out of her drunk dialing binge by than no other than resident hottie: Aidan Davies. I’ve always loved Lianne and Aubrey’s bromance, but how does her BFF feel about this picture? It’s no secret that Aidan and Lianne don’t get along, and our commenter told us that Aubrey and Aidan were talking like old friends. Do I sense a secret relationship in our midst? Is that what Aubrey was fighting about with Flynn? And the real question, what happened after they left the party together? If you heard someone banging in the upstairs bedroom, Lianne, we hate to say your bromance might be over. Sorry Flynn, looks like another one bites the dust. But let’s be real, that was never going to last anyways.

Someone get me the other half of this story stat. I just love tearing friendships apart. aidanxdavies lmaolianne flynnhmu

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Opinion on Vaughn's hair?

I would give you one, but then I would have to think about it. And that would induce vomiting. Next time someone has alcohol poisoning, I suggest showing them a picture of Vaughn instead of pumping their stomach. It’ll work equally as well. The Grinch didn’t just steal Christmas, he’s also on his way to stealing my lunch. Right out of my stomach. 

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Duncan keeps hitting on Noah. They already hooked up. Doesn't Duncan know that Noah's a whore? I doubt Noah wants anything out of that.

I would say Duncan’s naive, but let’s be honest, we’ve all suspected Duncan to have been bumped in the head a couple times as a baby. Here’s one more piece of advice, and this is golden: Go to the teen health clinic and get a rapid STD screening. Trust me, you don’t want to live with chlamydia your whole life and then realize you’re infertile ten years later because you didn’t have the symptoms. 

You need to get out before your asshole becomes a toxic wasteland from Noah’s man juices. I’ll be praying for you.

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who do you want to see more of?

Larissa Davies. That girl has so much spunk, I’m surprised I don’t see her name being tossed around as much. She could make this blog spectacular if she put her mind to it. What do you say, larissaxdavies? Will you make my day and do something ‘top news’ worthy? I’m counting on you, babe.

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I think with Landon as the baker, that show's going to be even worse than it's already going to be. Someone please recast.

Amen. Actually, don’t recast, just eliminate the play from existence. We’re picking from a pool of tone deaf virgins, and it’s a tragedy to watch that come to life on stage. Especially since they charge to watch that shit. Does it look like anyone is going to pay to watch something they don’t even want to see for free? Landon would get the most irrelevant sounding part. It fits him perfectly. Irrelevant as fuck. 

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What's with Duncan hitting on all the guys? Doesn't he like girls? Specifically Davina?

He must really be Davina’s type if he’s starting to like boys. Honestly, this is no longer a joke. Davina loves gay men. It’s just turning into a fact.

Personally, I kind of want to see them together. Mostly so Davina can stop being so damn melodramatic, and so Duncan can stop talking to the rest of us about weird shit like alpacas. No one cares, Duncan. 

My word of advice: Stop letting Davina drag you through the dirt. Put the head bitch in her place. Or, you know, go gay. ‘Cause I’d love to see Davina’s face when another guy ditches her for the D. 

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Hello my little minions,

This is just a friendly reminder that the Gossip Awards end this Friday. Send in your votes, you can find all the categories listed right here. The second round of voting will take place after the votes have been counted, so keep your eyes peeled this weekend for the list of nominees.

Also, gossip is always welcome. Our halls have been eerily quiet this week, and that does not make me happy. Stir me up something before I have to do it myself. I promise, it’ll be much less painful if you do the work for me.

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Aubrey and Flynn are on the rocks.. she drunk dialed him at a party and didn't look too happy at their conversation

RIP Aubrynn. It was cute at first, but those two are giving me a cavity with all their sweetness. They need a little drama in their life. Now the real question is: if Blondie and Flynn are ‘broken up’, who will they run to next? Will Aubrey go back to dating drug dealers that try to murder her? Will Flynn go back to.. well, what was Flynn ever doing that was interesting, anyways? Keep me updated. We all know Aubrey Miller is a self-destructive time bomb, and with good guy Flynn out of the way, she’s got to be onto something scandalous as a rebound. 

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                       Introducing: The 2015 Gossip Awards!

How does it work?

Below you’ll find a list of categories in bold. The italic part is the description of what the award entails, in case there’s any confusion. Your job is to copy and paste the list (erase the italic description and replace it with a character name) and submit it to the gossip blog. Pick the character that comes to mind when you read the category. The lists WILL be posted on the blog. The first round of voting will go on until March 20th. After that, we will collect the names of the nominees in each category, then have another round of voting where you must pick from list of nominees for each one.

The Rules

You are only allowed to submit your votes once, so make it count.

Only nominate ONE person per category, unless it is a two person category.

You may only nominate yourself once in a single category and once in a two person category.

You are allowed to leave some blank if you’re unsure of who to nominate for that specific category.

Obviously this is opinion based, but please try to include everyone rather than just nominating friends/character connections for the majority. Try not to repeat names if possible!

Please do not add any additional commentary/reasoning to your votes, just include the award name (the bolded) followed by the character name.

Under the cut, you’ll find the categories.

The Haymitch Abnernathy award for most likely to be found in a drunken stupor: For the character that can’t get away from the bottle.

The Kardashians award for most likely to have their own reality TV show: For the character who’s life would make great television. The Simon Cowell award for quickest comebacks: For the character with the best one liners. The Lindsay Lohan Award for best trainwreck: For the character who went downhill the quickest. The Smirnoff award for the most dramatic: For the character that won’t stop crying and calling their ex. The Panty Sniffer award for most likely to ask for your nudes: For the character that’s just a creep. The BROTP award for best double act: Your favorite platonic friendship. The Premature Ejaculation award for the ship that didn’t make it: Your favorite crackship/almost ship The Herpes Simplex Type 2 award for sleaziest character: For the character always jumping into bed with someone. The Mother Teresa award for most charitable character: For the character that’ll hold your hair back when you puke, or bake you a tray of cupcakes when you’re sad. The Notebook award for para or chat that made you bawl like a baby: Add a link to a para, self-para, chat, etc. The Project X award for best party thrower: For the character that knows how to party, throw a party, and throw up after the party. The Percy Weasley award for most likely to rat you out: For the character that’s always following the rules. The Female Protagonist award for best female character: For your favorite female OC. The Male Protagonist award for best male character: For your favorite male OC. The Albus Dumbledore award for most likely to be in the closet: For the character that knows they want the same sex, they just can’t own up to it yet. The Holy Corrupter award for most likely to bed a nun: For the character that’s ballsy as hell. The Gays that Make Me Gay award for best gay ship: For the the best homosexual/bisexual ship. The Romeo and Juliet award for best forbidden ship: For the ship that can’t be together, even though we want them to be. The Single Ladies award for best solo character: For the character that’s shipless and still killing it. The OTP award for best ship: For your all-time favorite, alive or dead. The Blair Waldorf award for the bitch in charge: For the best bitchiest character. The Al Gore award for most environmentally friendly: For the character that’s always telling you to recycle and carpool. The Half Ton Teen award for best appetite: For the character who won’t stop eating.

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thoughts on Aaron? He looks hella dead behind the eyes. Like, I'm just waiting for him to come out as a Scientologist and jump on a couch like a crazy person.

Hate to break it to you, but that hypothesis makes you sound like the crazy one. Isn’t Aaron gay? I cannot keep up, but most boys at Saint Clare’s swing that way. Either way, he seems to hang around a lot of girls for supposedly preferring the pooper. Aaron, if you are gay, please come out for us so we can watch Davina hit on you. We really miss the entertainment.

PS - your eyebrows are wack.