#dunce squad

[thenamesblurrito]

still thinking about this btw

Simmons, Dave, Fanzone, Fowler, and Schloder. the dunce squad. the pentagoon. who let them loose in the multiverse. someone IS going to die

[thenamesblurrito]

so everyone loves this last dunce squad post apparently

i saw some tags on it today that made me boot up my old computer to draw this because i think it's VITAL that you understand that Dave WILL win in a fight. this is a group that operates on Murphy's Law to function and Dave is the most Murphy of them all. i don't know what enemy they had to face down, idk Terrorcons or something? scraplets? Megatron himself? it doesn't matter, because none of the three government agents nor the police captain who canonically carries a bazooka were the ones to claim victory in this fight

it was the wet sock of a mall cop

thank you for listening to my TEDtalk i will continue going insane over them

[thenamesblurrito]

i know there’s a lot of talk about mandroid/silas but please consider this law enforcement club/polycule

ultimately if it came down to it, Dave BotBots would win in a fight by sheer Rube Goldberg improbable bad luck looney toons shenanigans. Simmons would be fully capable of murdering TFP Megatron with his bare hands. Schloder would get along famously with Sumdac in oblivious solidarity. Fowler would have the BotBots mall packed up and moved to a secure location within like two hours. Fanzone would be the one stuck watching the collective of children and be miserable about it but he’s also the only one who would be even capable of babysitting the lot of them so he’s the best choice.