Mar 7, 2024
it's like 1am and i have a shit ton of stuff to do but i just thought of something. dunzeke but as a rumor that spread because they both went missing at the same time in wt.
basically how it goes in the media:
"where did ezekiel and duncan go?"
"duh, they're making out! obviously!"
"ohhhhh, okay"
"wait no that was sarcasm-"
"HEY GUYS! I THINK DUNCAN AND EZEKIEL ARE MAKING OUT!"
"okay"
"THAT WAS SARCASM GUYS-"
"dunzeke"
"FUCK"
and then duncan comes back and sierra spends a good chunk of the rest of the season asking him if dunzeke is really canon instead of harassing cody. she already has a blog for them. it's too late now.
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