#dunzeke

[cunt-removal]

I think I may be the only person who ships this but could I maybe pretty please with a cherry on top have some Duncan x Ezekiel art?

LOOKS AT U WITH MY BIG BROWN EYES LOOKS AT YOU W

[td-rarepairs]

Describing every single rare pair of total drama I have, if you hear the name Ezekiel a lot, get used to it:

Ezekiel x Harold:

This is one of my favorites, Yes, I was the previous Harzeke anon

Ezekiel x Duncan:

Opposites attract? Lemme consume all the art of it (I don't even like one of the characters here, but I still ship it)

Ezekiel x Justin:

Anyone here who shipped this before slimeysoda's au?

Ezekiel x Geoff:

It all started when I saw a funny looking piece of fanart, then I went down the rabbit hole, and now I ship it.

Ezekiel x Noah:

This can also be used to summarize most of the ships here, because I can

Ezekiel x Tyler:

The first guys who fell for Alejandro, you guys mainly all talk about "I like girls!" Meanwhile Ezekiel doesn't even deny it, just that "Wow eh..." IT FEELS LIKE I'M GRABBING AT STICKS TO SELF PROJECT- Wait, where am I? Or right, Ezekiel x Tyler, dumbass x dumbass

Ezekiel x Alejandro:

Same as above, just minus the Tyler specific part, and directed specifically at Alejandro.

Ezekiel x DJ:

They both love animals, and you can't rid that headcanon from me (on Ezekiel's side, DJ's love for animals is canon).

Ezekiel x Trent:

Ruined character gang.

Ezekiel x Eva:

Last one with Ezekiel, Ok? Anyways, this is the only straight Ezekiel ship I like, Lifts them like some grapes x some grapes, anyone?

Harold x Lightning:

Blame Totaldramarama for this, but you can't explain that "Your handso- I MEAN AWESOME!" Line, and the blush afterwards without at least a little bit of contemplating if that was a childhood crush representation.

Owen x Justin:

I'm starting to see a theme with kinda canon but not explicitly stated, Owen is a Bi-con and no one can change my mind.

Izzy x Eva:

It just works imo.

Katie x Sadie:

I eat up friends to lovers for diner

Raj x Wayne:

Same explanation as Katie x Sadie, just less annoying.

Wayne x Damien:

Himbo x Smarter, Gotta love that dynamic, also, enemies to lovers too! Well, I still feel like that whole enemy thing with Damien was meant to mean like Wayne doesn't see him as an enemy, instead he has one giant crush, but he doesn't wanna feel like he's copying Raj by having these feelings too, so he pretends it's an enemy thing.

Dave x Shawn:

I hate Dave with every inch of my body, but I accidentally fell into this rabbit hole, and now I ship it, trust me, this is the only Dave ship I have.

Alejandro x Tyler:

It's a great dynamic, but in the end, the video we shall not speak of messed it up.

Geoff x Brody:

I wanna see them marry all over again.

And that's all that I have that I'm not questioning the rare pair validity of, I have two more I'm questioning and I'll mention them here:

Gwourtney

Nowen

Thank you for listening to my rare pair list.

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[real-total-drama-takes]

i started shipping duncan and ezekiel as a joke, but bro… i don’t think it’s a joke anymore…

but fr, at first i shipped them cause “haha dumb sexist guys kissing because girls r gross and smelly” or whatever, but then i was like “wait, zeke should think duncan’s cool and duncan would love to be a bad influence on the sheltered homeschooled kid” and now, i’m sitting here, shipping these two because i think it’s straight up adorable.

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[venus-does-art]

Dunzeke is back. Back and better than ever

This one was inspired by an AU where zeke is actually taken to a hospital and recovers. I guess he meets ol dunc somehow and they get together

Enjoy

[natalecoco-goblog]

Well, send my ships,,, I know people are probably super tired about me talking about this ship, but,,, how about dunzeke??? Strange I know but, comfort ship,

Ship type : lonely homeschool x experienced delinquent

Ezekiel : INFP , easy going, always be underestimated, quite smart, obedient , friendly

Duncan : ESTP , creative, crafty, rebel , easy going, underestimate other

Duncan, a city folks and experienced about outside world and Juvenile because of how delinquent he is, he really love being rebellious because his surroundings (especially family) are nice and a justice warrior

as a bad boy wannabe , he is strong and strategist but on the other side, he got some soft spots on a small animals especially birds and bunny and he'd hide it so no one won't underestimate him

And Ezekiel in here is a Village folks that never went to outside modern world, all he knew about the outside world is from a TV

His parents really protective that they locked him up and make him homeschooled and he obey his parents because he thinks it's the best for him,

Ezekiel learning 8 different languages from both of his parents education because they used to went outside of the country and speak different language on there

Since Ezekiel is a farmer, he can understand animals while Duncan have a soft spots on animals

Both can teach about each other side's of living like Duncan teach and talk about what the outside world is look like and how to be a delinquent or a decent person (despite him being a delinquent) base from where he live

while Ezekiel being easy going because he get trapped in his farm for a long time and also love to learn about a new things talk about animals and nature's that Duncan haven't discovered yet on his school and some of the different language that he haven't got to learn / speaks yet.

I'd rate this ship 9.4 / 10 because i didn't know much about Ezekiel despite him having a really low screen time but hey, it's a unique and nice dynamic ship if you think about it.

[cunt-removal]

farmboys with daddy issues will see a male figure of authority (give or take) and go "is anyone gonna idolize that?" and then not wait for an answer

[td-rarepairs]

it's like 1am and i have a shit ton of stuff to do but i just thought of something. dunzeke but as a rumor that spread because they both went missing at the same time in wt.

basically how it goes in the media:

"where did ezekiel and duncan go?"

"duh, they're making out! obviously!"

"ohhhhh, okay"

"wait no that was sarcasm-"

"HEY GUYS! I THINK DUNCAN AND EZEKIEL ARE MAKING OUT!"

"okay"

"THAT WAS SARCASM GUYS-"

"dunzeke"

"FUCK"

and then duncan comes back and sierra spends a good chunk of the rest of the season asking him if dunzeke is really canon instead of harassing cody. she already has a blog for them. it's too late now.

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[real-total-drama-takes]

Chipper fans don’t forget your roots (dunzeke)

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