#duplex life

[ohthisisgonnasuck]

Day # 17 of me getting woken up unreasonably early by loud-ass noises, and screaming in rage.... Only for it to be:

2x the one asshole cat

6x rednecks with too many explosives/ammo

1x lightning striking close by

8x my fucking duplex neighbours

Btw, the thing I scream is usually "FUCKING BOOTY, CHILL!" and, this morning, I crisply heard a kid say "Did she just call me a butt hole?" And the dad replied, "WE WENT OVER THIS! (unintelligible)... be quiet and get inside!"

Lmao, that poor kid thinking I scream "Booty" at assholes was so amusing, I laugh/cried a bit, in my delirious state.

[stars---thunderbird]

Sometimes I really hate living in a duplex because I can’t tell if John is waking up or my neighbors kids are stumping around.

[literal-trash-lord-blog]

i forgot to tell my friend which side of the duplex i live in and he refused to go up to either door until i told him which one it was so he sat outside by himself for 20 minutes before my mom let him in 

[misskittenwitch]

Neighbours were having a DANCE PARTY ABOVE OUR BEDROOM TILL FOUR AM LAST NIGHY

not thay they would hve listened if I told them I worked early tomorrow but xP

[annoyedelderthing]

I think my neighbor is stealing electricity.

[annoyedelderthing]

I live in a duplex, but the only room I can actually hear the neighbors in is our library/computer room. The guy is short, in his late thirties, has a temper, and drives a freaking low rider truck. The girl is pregnant and dumb as a brick. They like to scream at each other between the hours of 8 p.m. and 12 a.m. I'm this close to turning my dogs on them.

[annoyedelderthing]

Opened the front door to find a shopping cart sitting right outside of it. My neighbor is an idiot.

[tritecatchphrases-blog]

That awkward moment when you can't tell if your downstairs neighbors are cooking green beans or smoking really terrible weed.