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Very challengers pilled tonight
Gortash Day 3: Tyrant/Lover
for @gortash-week's day 3
It’s almost amusing, Enver muses as he and The Dark Urge stride into Bane’s Temple, that these fools continue to try usurping their God’s Chosen. Of course, it never really works, as Enver has a system in place that makes it nearly impossible for a big enough group to form to truly be a threat. However, this time is less amusing, as it nearly revealed the entire plan of the Absolute to sweet Tav.
IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN!!!!
I love Durgetavtash so much, you do not understand... especially now since I've been shipping my girlfriend's ( @archduchessgabrielle ) Tav with my Durge... they're so cute together, I can't believe Gortash fumbled not once but TWICE...Fumbled so bad he DIED..
HOW IS THERE NOT A THREESOME SCENE IN THIS GAME *throws bg3 out the window*
Gortash Day 5: Public/Private
For @gortash-week's day 5
Many nobles had already heard of Lord Gortash, the prodigal inventor who rose to wealth and power through the use of his Steel Watch that works in tandem with the Flaming Fist. All nobles know about the pariah of the Ravencroft family, Lady Tav Ravencroft, who is quietly intelligent and talented. Those same nobles missed hearing the tinkling harpsicord or the strumming lyre beneath her skilled fingers, but she is striking beside her betrothed. Their clothes complement each other; their demeanors refined for their positions. By the Gods, they were a striking pair.
Gortash Day 1: Lord/ Street Rat
For @gortash-week's 2026 week
He knows he’s dreaming, but he can’t do anything. His body moves without command, shrinking and trailing down the many alleys of Baldur’s Gate. Familiar alleys, ones he fled to when his parents got too loud, ones he learned much of the underbelly of the Gate from. Ones that he first saw The Dark Urge in, already the Chosen of Bhaal and covered in the blood of sacrificed fools. The white dragonborn stared him down, a lurking and looming shadow that threatened his very being with just a look.
Gortash Day 2: Flesh/Machine
Day 2 of @gortash-week
Enver slips into the library with a sigh, rubbing at the back of his neck in annoyance and to rid himself of the crick that is stuck there. The nobles have become a bigger pain in his arse since the proper declaration of his betrothal to Tav Ravencroft, many noble ladies throwing themselves at him while promising to be prettier than his Tav. The men scoffed and commented on how she is nearly thirty, as if she is already a spinster, as if Enver doesn’t plan to get her pregnant on their marriage bed immediately. The nobility bought into the lies her parents fed them, that her sister and eldest brother perpetuate. Of course, it doesn’t matter when the plan comes to fruition, the Absolute coming through Baldur’s Gate, Enver “defeating” them to become a hero to the people, his Tav acting as his sweet wife, helping him with the people as The Dark Urge silently kills any who would defy Enver.
Gortash Day 6: Torture/Pleasure
For @gortash-week's Day 6
Enver hums idly as the fool screams under The Dark Urge’s blade, his eyes more focused on his welding. The noble beneath the dragonborn’s frame sobs pathetically, surprisingly rhythmic with the work that Enver is currently securing into place. This particular fool was arguing about the law that Enver put forth, while trying to push basically the very same law that only allowed an abuse of said law for himself, which lead to the idiot to now be on The Dark Urge’s table.