"Braaaaand.. come take a bath with me."
“I’m still working, being a King means a lot of paperwork apparently.”
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"Braaaaand.. come take a bath with me."
“I’m still working, being a King means a lot of paperwork apparently.”
Dear Uncle, seeing as you are the most obvious source of all knowledge regarding females, seeing as you surely must have many wishing for your attention... well... there's a girl. She's pretty and smart and she can kill things better than any man I've ever met. I fancy her, but I'm not sure how to let her know. Help. Love, Kili
Thorin blinked. “Too embarrassed to tell me in person then.” He sighed and wrote a short note back.
Kili,
This is something we can better discuss in person, instead of wasting parchment and time sending letters back and forth. I wish to know who this girl is, of course.
Thorin
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Send me “ஜ” to see my muses reaction to yours asking for sex
Biting her lip, Tauriel’s eyes were fixed on the ground in front of her feat for a moment before they flickered up to him, a small smile slowly making its way across her features as she reached out to take his hand. “A-alright,” she answered quietly, giving his hand a gentle squeeze.
“We could kiss right now, and no-one would know”
Green eyes immediately flickered over to him as a faint flush coloured her cheeks. But after only a brief moment, a small smile soon graced her lips as she glanced almost shyly away. “Yes… Yes, we could…”
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Send me a ღ and I’ll fill this out about a ship
Who’s the first to wake up in the morning: Tauriel
Who’s the one to make breakfast: Kili
Who’s the one to serve the other breakfast in bed: Probably both of them from time to time…
Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: Haha they both would
Who suggests they both ditch work to lay around all day: Tauriel
Who chooses the movies: Kili
Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: Tauriel
Who orders lunch: Kili
Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: Tauriel
Who curls up next to the other and falls asleep due to a full tummy: Tauriel
Who distracts the other from trying to work at home: Kili
Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: Tauriel lol
Who takes pictures of their partner eating ice cream: Tauriel
Who makes a sexual joke about the dripping ice cream on their partner’s face: Kili lol
Who cooks dinner: Tauriel tries to but probably burns everything tbh…
Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: They both do
Who stays up until 2 reading: Tauriel
Who stares at their partner while their sleeping: Kili
Who kisses their partner while they sleep: D’aww Kili
// I want you to love me again. *clings to leg like a koala*
*snuggles and loves you forever* alksdjlfaksjdfkajsdflkj We should probably do a thing we haven’t had a thing in forever.
durins-archer said: Come to my house and I’ll feed you, snuggle you and wrap you up in a little blanket burrito with cookie dough and nutella.
omg that sounds like heaven
where does thou live?
i totally need someone who can feed me
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Memedurins-archer
To: Kili2:11pm
You are very handsome, but where did this idea of sending me such photos come from?