#durrencrisp

[anderhummel-blog]

also the spider realm is a square made of maggots, and when they leave they can morph into any kind of bug except a maggot or fly, and therefore there are a lot of moths and earwigs in christine's house which were originally space eggs from the spider realm　

[anderhummel-blog]

christine is telling me about the spider realm and how there are four elves who create the spiders and there is a portal between the spider realm and her computer, and that is why there are so many spiders in christine's house　

[anderhummel-blog]

did you know that my real name isn't lily it's asshole mcghee the third prince of butt land　

[rickety-crickets-blog]

leamingtons  replied to your post: fine i’m not joining either army i’m gonna stay...

i want to join it i’m sexy

blainederella replied to your post: fine i’m not joining either army i’m gonna stay...

don’t forget me wow

cheeriokurts replied to your post: fine i’m not joining either army i’m gonna stay...

i’m sexy can i join

durrencrisp replied to your post: fine i’m not joining either army i’m gonna stay...

no if you join my army it will end in nothing but happiness

no this is not a competition army anyone can join the sexy army because you're all sexy okay

[anderhummel-blog]

in a surprise turn of events i am actually the crispiest

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[discoblainesarchive-blog]

keelin

lily

gal

who else wants to join the molly army of champions　

[discoblainesarchive-blog]

if u wanna be my lover u gotta get with my crisp

no thank you i have enough crisp for the both of us