#dustain

[monroe-militia]

For  @serinmorgan’s “Dustain, Rocker AU, first Christmas” request

[monroe-militia]

BassxDuncan, winter wonderland

Bass had just pulled his shirt back on when Duncan entered the fight tent with a grin that said she was clearly up to something. She headed straight for him and her hands quickly found their way to the waist of his pants.

Bass figured out what she was up to as something very cold and wet went down the front of his pants.

She gave him her best attempt at an innocent smile as she told him, "It's snowing."

"You couldn't have just told me that?"

[serinmatheson1]

Last one for the night.  Prompt 221 “You brought a knife to a gun fight” “You brought a baby?”

Warlord Baby Shower on FFN

Warlord Baby Shower on AO3

[monroe-militia]

I’ll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife

For theorgyarmada‘s The Second Coming

[monroe-militia]

Bassxduncan, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

Duncan let out a whistle as Bass walked into her tent, modelling the abnormally revealing Santa outfit he was expected to wear to his next fight. 

“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Huh, Sebastian?”

“How do they expect me to fight outside shirtless in this freaking blizzard?” Bass complained.

“Don’t be a baby,” Duncan told him. “It’s barely snowing. And, personally, I like this look.”

“I’m not fighting in this,” he muttered. “You're lucky you even get to see me in this ridiculous costume.”

“Lighten up,” she told him. “It’s Christmas time. The spirit of giving and all that. Everyone’s willing to pay good money to watch Santa and his elf duke it out in the snow.” She draped her arms around his neck as she added, “For what it’s worth, my money’s on you, Santa. So you damn well better win.”

“Fine. I’ll wear this needlessly revealing costume and fight for you,” he responded. “You happy, Mrs. Claus?”

“Oh, the revealingness is very needed,” she argued. “And I’m not Mrs. Claus. I’m Rudolph because you need me to show you where to go and to keep you from making stupid mistakes. Besides, you know I’m not sitting at home baking cookies all day type.”

“I wasn't aware that Santa had such a scandalous relationship with his reindeer,” Bass commented.

“Just the one,” she insisted. “Why? Is that going to be a problem for you?”

“Not at all.”

[monroe-militia]

connormonroeismyking requested: “Dustian Rockstar AU.”

[serinmatheson1]

Oh, Train, why must you be so inspiring.  I must write a story based on "Mermaid".  I"m thinking some Dustain is in order.

[monroe-militia]

I found the ship thing. Prepare to be bombarded. Dustain

Their ringtones for each other - Duncan 100% has Crazy Bitch as her ringtone for Bass. Not sure what Bass’s would be for her… I’m going to go with Short Skirt / Long Jacket. Or maybe American Woman or Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress?

Their FB relationship status - They’re in a relationship. Bass knows he’s in real trouble if she starts changing hers to it’s complicated.

Whether they are addicted to couples selfies - They are adorable selfie-taking trash. Duncan also likes taking pictures of Bass when he’s not looking and doesn’t know she’s doing it. Plus she has to take pictures of his six-pack to send to Scanlon just to annoy him, right?

Which of their friends is over-joyed shipper trash that they are together - Miles because now there’s someone else to deal with Bass and keep him in line. Connor’s also a fan of Duncan though (rocker au pun not intended, but an added bonus).

Who overshares intimate relationship details - Both of them, but Duncan more so.

Who steals the other’s clothes - Duncan has taken at least half of Bass’s shirts at this point. She has no problem with the idea of leaving him completely shirtless.

Who’s the PDA fan - Both of them. Sometimes to annoy and disgust the people around them, other times because they forget or don’t care that the other people are there.

Who proposes - Duncan so much. After a long time of talking about how she has no need for marriage, she would eventually just propose to him.