HI, HOOKAH. p.s - i already know you want me, i saw your secret tiffani gay porno stash, so.
LOLOL OMG. THAT POST. I WILL NEVER REGRET THAT.
First Impression: I saw Travis talk about you all the time and I was intimidated because you seemed awesome and then we met one night in a drunken tinychat and I fell madly in love with you.
Truth is: The Tiffani gay porn stash is the most visited folder on my computer.
How old do you look? Old enough. Old enough to what? To Party.
Have you ever made me laugh: ALL THE TIME OMG. HAVE YOU READ OUR TEXT MESAGES?! I'M SURPRISED I'M NOT DEAD FROM ALL THE LAUGHTER. LBH.
Have you ever made me mad: Never.
Best feature: Yo face.
Have I ever had a crush on you: I AM MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU.
You’re my: favorite little banana and we are going to go on life adventures and cruises together and flail over attractive men and creeper smile at random people. YOU ARE THE CREEP TO MY AH.