☠ (remus)
a threatening message owl - @lvpinremvs
Mr. Lupin,
I hope this owl finds you well. Please be aware this letter is a courtesy from myself to you. Although I am sure your intentions on the afternoon of the 14th of February were in line with the spirit of the Feast of Saint Valentine, I wish to offer a polite suggestion. Your helpful need to insert yourself into other people’s transactions is quite presumptuous. I am thankful that everything you did was kind in nature, or so I assume, and that you acknowledge the traditions of Saint Valentine and not the sacrifices of Lupercalia (which is said to be the origins of what we celebrate today). However, good intentions do not excuse any attempts for unwelcome and unsanctioned magic to be performed on any objects that are not yours. One might think you were up to something nefarious. I have not informed the aurors of your actions as I do believe it was purely ignorance on your part on how people interact with others when out and about or, perhaps, the excitement of the holiday led you away from yourself. I will inform them the next time you decide your special touch is needed on objects of mine. I hope you have a pleasant rest of your week and that you enjoyed the rest of your holiday. Should you find anything confusing in the words I have written or should you have questions, fear not. My dear cousin may be able to translate it for you and answer anything you do not comprehend. Sincerely,
N. Malfoy











